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WoMistahEel

Yeah, I don't know what it is either.

WoMistahEel is a Telotub-like thing that is rivals with WaMr. L. He is so worthless he is not even worth a bandana. He lives inside a tractor tire in the dump claimed as "Telotub Land". He eventually died of butt cancer but the Telotubs revived him using junk yard parts. He is now a crappy old cyborg.

WoMistahEel has been known to run around, angirly shouting at people for no apparent reason. The Telotubs figure that the poor sap is bothered by his conditions, but he says he simply hates the Telotubs. In spite of this, WoMistahEel is still a Telotub ally through and through, we don't know why. Maybe WoMistahEel just likes being a jerk.

WoMistahEel hates ghosts, he cannot watch a single Ghostbusters movie. He is not scared of ghosts, however. WoMistahEel simply gets really hungry when he sees ectoplasm. This also means he cannot play Shames like Pikmin, which has the Waterwraith. And please, never show him Ghostbusters: Luigi's Mansion, he will then eat the ceiling of your house.

WoMistahEel has a love for Manhattan Clam Chowder, he has buckets of them where he lives. How, or even if, this is sanitary is unknown, but long story short, the Telotubs have a hard time shipping clams everywhere. New England Clam Chowder is his second favorite, followed by the Long Island variation, and he just hates the Rhode Island variant.

It is said that he uses lubricants to moisturize his cyborg body reguarly. The Telotubs, living in a land of trash and all that, are easily capable of supplying those oils he needs. Sometimes, however, he confuses them with adhesives, and then he cannot move untill it dries out.

WoMistahEel2

Him now

Trivia[]

「/」Tele Teletubbies Tele「/」
「/」Teletubby Family 「/」
「/」Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Tiddlytubbies 「/」
Mi-Mi - Daa Daa - Baa - Ping - RuRu - Nin - Duggle Dee - Umby Pumby
「/」The Lost Teletubbies 「/」
Doddy - Mumu - The Legendary White Teletubby - Thumper - Aya - Nin, Sr. - Tado - Boddy Doddy - Teepo - Ruggut - Fugar - EsEs - Arayavondabakzalagu - El Tunas
「/」Teletubby Ancestors 「/」
「/」Modified Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Ybbutelets 「/」
「/」Teleteegees 「/」
「/」Wa-Teletubbies 「/」
「/」The Good Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Telotubs 「/」
「/」WoTelotubs 「/」
WoTonky Wonky - WaWoTonkyWonky - WoDoopsee - WoYaa-Yaa - WoMo - WoMistahEel
「/」Boohbah 「/」
「/」Bubuhz 「/」
「/」Former Boohbah 「/」
Zoombah - Gin Ginbah - Yahbah
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