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Waluigi
Waluigi jump

Waluigi posing

Gender: Male
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Creepy
Species: Weird human
Home: Mushroom Kingdom
Death: None
AKA: The Wicked Witch Of The Waa
Likes: Cheating
Dislikes: Losing
Education: *Laughter*
Occupation: Freak
Known For: Cheating and being creepy
UnRank: 2389
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Waluigi is Wario's anorexic little brother (also known as the Wicked Witch of the Waa) who has repeatedly been convicted of criminal stupidity. A Waluigi is also a bad-tasting and often poisonous kind of English Muffin. Waluigi thinks that he is cool, suave, and attractive, but he is really ugly and annoying and doesn't know how to write an L (he writes it Γ). Nobody likes him, and he constantly whines about it. So far, Waluigi has only appeared in crappy sports shames, but he was also the damsel in distress in Super Mario 128 . Because Waluigi was busy wearing a dress due to his clothing haven been stolen, he was mistaken for Peach and placed in the role. He also had his own shame, Super Waluigi World which sucked incredibly.

Creation

During the Videogame War, Luigi's primary enemies were Queen and King Boo. But, following their defeat, Luigi was in need of a new nemesis. So, the videogame designers created Waluigi, in an attempt to give Luigi a super-cool foe. However, they failed horribly. The designers tried to get rid of Waluigi by putting him in the trash can, but he came back out. They had no choice. They were now stuck with Waluigi, an uncool, tall, clunky loser in desperate need of deoderant.

Biography

Childhood

As a child, Waluigi spent most of his life locked in a cold, dark room with no one to talk to. His parents were strict army soldiers who never let him leave the house, placed him on a bread and water diet, and gave him zero freedom priveleges. Because of this, he became skinnier than Nicole Richie and even more paler than an Olsen Twin. Scared as a child, Waluigi escaped the first chance he got. He ran away to Nintendo's headquarters in Albequerque, where they made him a videogame star.

Mr. Γ

When Waluigi found out Luigibecae cool when he became Mr.L, Waluigi got jealous, and jumped into the vortex that made Mr. L to become Mr. Γ. As Mr. Γ he is cooler tha he normally is, aswell as eviler. He makes his minions using the Wa-energy that powers the Wa-machine.

The -10 UnDollar

Waluigi is constantly trying to cheat at everything, even money. He was always making things worth -10 UnDollars, so he got 10 UnDollars every time he bought something. Because of this, the -10 UnDollar was invented so he couldn't cheat them out of money. As it wouldn't have been created if it weren't for him, his face was put on it in his honour.

Other info that nobody cares about

Unknown

WOW he is UGLY

Waluigi is friends with Wario and WaPeach. He used the Wa-Machine to make WaWaluigi. Waweegee and WaGuiyii are Fakegee versions of him.

Death

He, along his brother (Wario), were killed by The Final Boss of the Internet while preparing to fight him as they were in their new factory. They were bombed by him.

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