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Once, Wario was bored, so he caught WaWaWaWaTinky-Winky (Somehow...) and stuck him into the Wa-machine. The result...was something even worse than WaWaWaWaTinky-Winky!! In fact, WaWaWaWaTinky-Winky is a regular person compared to WaWaWaWaWaTinky-Winky! He immediately blew up WaWaWaWaTinky-Winky with his mind and ran off. But then Po appeared and made him become her slave (after stealing the P.I.N.G.A.S. to subdue him).
He Wants to Kill You!
He was the creator of Ebola and his goal is to wipe out ALL living organisms. He might even try to kill himself. He won't stop trying until all life is completely, truly, 10000000% destroyed or slaughtered. The only weakness he has is the Dinner Blaster, but he buried it 69 feet underground. WATCH OUT AND STAY AWAY AT ALL TIMES OR ELSE HE WILL GET YOU!!
In the Second Undefeatable War, he killed WaWaPo after she killed WaPo and WaWaWaWaTinky-Winky himself! He got killed by WaWaWaPo, who was killed by HighwayCat and Kitteneegee. This series of battles was known as the Second Undefeatable War.
-He could eat galaxies if he got bored. Once he ate half of the Chocolate Milky Way because there was bacon.
-He tried to obliterate every Number Captain there was as of 2015 once.