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WaTinky-Winky

WaTinky Winky is HAPPY! Just like Zumbah

WaTinky Winky is a wa-guy that was created when Wario and the other wa-guys kidnapped the Teletubbies, and threw them in the Wa-Machine. WaTinky Winky was the first Wa-Teletubby created, so he is the stupidest, just like the real one. WaTinky Winky is also ugly.

After his creation, WaTinky Winky somehow pulled an AK-47 out of his pocket (even though he doesn't have any), and started blowing holes in Wario. Wario's fat protected him, but this taught WaTinky Winky "Blood = good." WaTinky Winky is now as murderous as the real Tinky Winky.

However, WaTinky Winky is not good at killing, so he decided to just get a job as a cashier at Burger King. When King Harkinian came in for some DINNER, WaTinky Winky tried to shoot him. So, the King kidnapped him and sent him to a Hyrulian prison.

Soon after this, none other than Wario came to visit him (despite a very strict no-visitors policy in the prison). Wario broke him out on the promise that WaTinky Winky will work for him. Wario blew up the prison, but the idiot forgot to get WaTinky Winky out of the prison before he blew it up.

WaTinky Winky, though not killed by the blast, was left paralyzed from the neck down. He lived in a quiet home in the Mushroom Kingdom, paying Wario $100 a day because Wario would shoot him if he didn't. Waluigi kept telling Wario that WaTinky Winky was just a zombie that survived the blast, in the hopes Wario would let him have him, but Wario slapped Waluigi every time he said it. In October 2012, WaTinky Winky recovered and escaped back to Teletubby Land and now lives there so Wario created another clone, WaWaTinky Winky. He later turned into Telephobia after an accident.

「/」Tele Teletubbies Tele「/」
「/」Teletubby Family 「/」
「/」Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Tiddlytubbies 「/」
Mi-Mi - Daa Daa - Baa - Ping - RuRu - Nin - Duggle Dee - Umby Pumby
「/」The Lost Teletubbies 「/」
Doddy - Mumu - The Legendary White Teletubby - Thumper - Aya - Nin, Sr. - Tado - Boddy Doddy - Teepo - Ruggut - Fugar - EsEs - Arayavondabakzalagu - El Tunas
「/」Teletubby Ancestors 「/」
「/」Modified Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Ybbutelets 「/」
「/」Teleteegees 「/」
「/」Wa-Teletubbies 「/」
「/」The Good Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Telotubs 「/」
「/」WoTelotubs 「/」
「/」Boohbah 「/」
「/」Bubuhz 「/」
「/」Former Boohbah 「/」
Zoombah - Gin Ginbah - Yahbah
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