UnAnything Wiki

What is UnAnything? UnAnything is a 2008-humor wiki that's been running for over a decade. Want to edit? Just read the guide. Be sure to also check out our Discord! Have fun!

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WARNING!

This page documents wars that we actually fought in. This is a valuable record of this wiki's history. That means we ain't kiddin' round here kids!
(But we might exaggerate to make it sound more interesting than it actually was.)
Major UnWars
UnWar I UnWar II UnWar III UnWar IV
Minor UnWars
UnCold War UnWar on Sockpuppets
UnWar I
Beginning

November 28, 2009

End

Unknown

Place

Wikia

Outcome

UnAnything Wiki is created
Destruction of UnMarioWiki
UnAnything Team is formed and gets a power level of OVER 9000

Major battles

The Duel of DarkMalleoM
The Battle of the spamz
The Great Divide

Combatants

UnAnything Team

UnMario Team

Spammerz

Ninjaz. Lotsa ninjaz.

Commanders

Captain 0

Rockorocks

Poff
Tsepelcory

Ninjaz

The UnWar (retroactively renamed UnWar I after UnWar II) was a great conflict between the creators, administrators, and users of the UnAnything Wiki and the UnMarioWiki, which had once been one unified wiki, working together. However, trouble began to arise, and the UnMarioWiki began to split into two factions: the UnMarioWiki as it is known today, led by an admin named Rockorocks, and UnAnything Wiki, led by Captain 0.

Causes[]

The original, unified Wiki was created by Yoshikoopa as a mockery of the Mario Wiki and as a place for fan-made parodies of the original articles. However, multiple problems began to arise over the years.

Spammers[]

Over time, the open arms of what was the UnMarioWiki welcomed a few fans too many. Spammers, such as the users Not-Poff* and Not-Tsepelcory* (names have been changed to protect identities), began to create articles that were neither funny nor parodies, as well as ruin the articles that were actually funny. The head administrator of the time, Mr. Guy, banished Not-Poff and Not-Tsepelcory from the wiki indefinitely. However, the wiki was still overrun with spam, memes, and "mudkipz".

Fanon[]

Due to the fact that some users on the wiki could not think of a way to parody the actual Mario Wiki, but still wanted to contribute in some way, they began to make up their own characters and articles. Although this started off as a wonderful and productive idea, it soon turned into a festering plague that overran the wiki as users began to bicker about the type of content that was allowed or not allowed on the wiki.

Notable events on UnMarioWiki[]

The Duel of DarkMalleo[]

When Yoshikoopa created Squilliam Fancyson's article on UnMarioWiki. It got deleted by a troll called DarkMalleo, just because it said that he killed Bruce Lee (anyways Chuck Norris beats him by far). Yoshikoopa blocked him for a day for abusing sysop powers then unblocked himself and blocked Yoshikoopa. They then had a block war, yayyyyyyyyyyy! And then some sysops eradicated DarkMalleo and corrected Yoshikoopa's article. It later got deleted by an idiot called The Hater of this Wikia.

The Battle of the spamz[]

One time, during night when Sysop Yoshikoopa was asleep, Not-Poff and Not-Tspelcory decided to mess up the wiki. The sysops Mr. Guy, Javilus, WhatDothLife and others waged war on them. They used E-Magnums and Mr. Guy used a massive ban hammer on Not-Poff. Then Javilus turned Not-Tsepelcory into a Sandvich and was eradicated even on this wiki.

The loss of Yoshikoopa's trust[]

Yoshikoopa was a sysop on the wiki. He was searching the wiki for anything unrelated to Mario, then deleted BREAKFAST! which had nothing to do with Mario at all. Javilus ban hammered him for a minute, then told him to apologize. He got bloody annoyed and then his sysop privileges were taken away. However, he got on well with Javilus on THIS wiki (that just shows this wiki is superior).

Chris Mclean gets wiped with The Hater of this Wikia[]

After Yoshikoopa got banned for no reason by Chris Mclean, he was furious. He read one of the deleted articles Mr.Guy deleted, it said "We could make an UnAnything Wiki" so he did. He left and all responsibility of the wiki was lost. Chris Mclean had an alliance with The Hater of this Wikia (They were the same person). They were both abusing their powers as admin, reducing the size of the wiki. Then McLean started being hostile and sysops sorted him out. The sysops thought Hater was acting strange, being extremely strict so they banned him too.

Notable UnAnything Wiki events[]

UnAnything wiki precautions[]

Yoshikoopa banned Hater and Chris Mclean so they couldn't edit on the wiki. (But mistakenly blocked Hater's old account, Hater in Wikia instead of his current one)

Not-Tsepelcory returns[]

Not-Tsepelcory returns, but not Not-Poff. He seems to act normal but later, he was spamming categories to articles, that was not good. Javilus sorted him out a few times and still didn't stop, so he had to give him a big whack! He was banned.

The Great Divide[]

As users began to disagree about the content, a new wiki was created for those who were interested in articles that were not only about Mario and Nintendo. Thus, a new wiki was allocated for them: the UnAnything Wiki, which thrived and succeeded primarily due to the presence of Badges, which UnMarioWiki did not have. Thus, 99% of the users left. They might have also left due to the real MarioWiki suffering from an outage this entire time and that finally resolving, but this statement cannot be verified. They joined the vastly superior UnAnything Wiki, leaving their obsolete playground of a wiki behind as they went on to create newer and better-er articles.

Some users, however, stayed behind. For some time, the users Oobooglunk, Marc122 and Carnivoreplant were the only active users on the wiki, along with some assistance from Sonnyb123. Then, a user named Rockorocks appeared from the outer reaches of space and took over the wiki, restoring it to 27.346% of its former power and glory.

Today[]

Since the first UnWar, UnMario was never able to truly recover. Today, UnMario stands as a glimpse of years past, split into two wikis. Obviously, one of these wikis is UnAnything. After all, this is UnAnything. In that case, what's the other wiki? Well, we did some snooping, and have discovered it is actually Fantendo, the largest fanon wiki on the FANDOM network. Yeah, apparently Plumber who had been on UnMario made his own wiki without the memes. He was inspired by UnMario's creativity and wanted to make something less goofy. That one exploded and became insanely popular, more popular than us even.

As for UnAnything Wiki itself, the decade that followed the UnWar was relatively smooth, not much of note happened when it came to UnWars. The wiki changed hands once or twice, but most organisations do. But then 2020 came along. 2020 already has a bit of a reputation, y'know, with all the Coronavirus and masks and social distancing and lockdown and wasps, but it was also quite turbelent for UnAnything too. To learn and see how the saga continues, see the article for UnWar II.

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