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An UnRank is a rank given to every creature of the UnUniverse. This rank is considered very important. The owner of the highest UnRank is Chuck Norris, who is Infinity x Infinity x 2  (but that's an understatement). The owner of the lowest UnRank is Elf Bowling: The ALIVE Movie, because the movie is alive and it sucks. The owner of the 2nd lowest UnRank is Wii, because they took away 22 of El Idiotico's Wii bowling skill points. Not Fair!

Table of Ranks

Rank Description Status
Infinity Infinite Amazing You are considered beyond god-ship. You get what you want AT ALL TIMES.
1,000,000,000,000+ Godlike You are a god, obviously.
386,329,303,920 YOU ARE THE BOSS! See one left.
1,000,049 - 1,000,000,000 LIKE A BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Once again, see one left.
540,200 - 1,000,049 Legendary You are the stuff of legends.
24,000 - 540,200 Epic Level III You are the highest level of epic before you enter legends.
3,500 - 24,000 Epic Level II You are far into the art of epicness.
564 - 3,500 Epic Level I You are epic.
100 - 564 Above Average You are above the regular moron.
80 - 100 Not Awesome You're not the greatest person ever
50 - 80 Lame You suck.
20 - 50 Amazingly Low Maybe you should go lock yourself up.
10 - 20 REALLY?! You have got to be kidding me.
1 - 10 You are seriously one of the worst people ever. The description is to the left.
0 ZERO You are not worth the dirt you walk on.
Negatives Below Zero You are so bad, you are not even worth a rank.

Status In the UnUniverse

The UnRank is considered extremely important, and often decides the social status of the owner. Someone with very high level UnRanks are considered very important, while people with lower ranks are considered losers.

Decision of Ranks

For Normal People

Most UnRanks are awarded by the UnGovernment, and they are always accurate. Ranks are examined constantly, and if someone suddenly becomes awesome, their rank my change though this is rare. A known example of this is Mister Kooper2.

For Undefeatables

In addition to a normal UnRank, there is also a separate ranking system for Undefeatables, which is used to either grant a new Undefeatable initiation or depose someone who is currently undefeatable. The system used for this is the UnRank Scales, which stand in front of the Undefeatables' palace. A prospective Undefeatable stands on one of its massive weighing dishes while a veteran Undefeatable (usually one who has been unruly and is in danger of being rejected), stands on the other. Then, Chuck Norris himself strikes the top of the scales, sending a powerful vibration coursing through them. If the prospective Undefeatable stays on their feet, they are admitted into the ranks of the Undefeatables. Out of millions of challengers since the dawn of creation, only twenty-five have stood on the scales and lived to tell the tale.

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