Gather around children, and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, the UnAnything Wiki was created. The end. Oh, what's that? You want more? Very well.
The UnAnything Wiki was created as a result of the UnWar. You see, the UnMario Wiki was at war with itself. There were three factions. There were the elite spammerz. There were the totalitarian administrators. And then there was a small group of users that wanted freedom of article creation without spam. These users created the UnAnything Wiki as a safe haven for funny content that had nothing to due with Mario (but we have lots of Mario stuff too). DONE! I READ TEH STORY, AND ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW? GOOD! SO GET LOST! DON'T YOU PEOPLE ALL HAVE JOBS TO DO!?