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The UnAnything Wiki is what you get when you mix video games, internet memes, and pop culture, and then a bunch of idiots try to document the universe it all happens in. Under the authority of Captain 0, we pledge to create the greatest humor wiki ever and defeat Captain 1, the most evil of wiki mascots! We are currently vandalizing 2,940 articles, and you gotta help us!

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Patrick Star

Patrick Star is a dumb starfish that likes SpongeBob and his house, residing in Bikini Bottom. He has similar powers to Leonidas of The 300 by yelling "NO, this is PATRICK!" and either slamming a phone or grabbing a guy's foot whose about to kick him and throw him down a Sparta hole, and when angered, he'll summon the Patrick Zone and throw you inside it. He is also able to utter the Forbidden Word.

He also likes to eat Pie, thinking it is Real Pie, although he always gets blown up afterwards. He has also declared that Mayonnaise should be an instrument. He is most well known for making first place in the original Top 10 Weirdest People list made back in 1800. He is also, very well like Richard Watterson.


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