Vladimir Putin is the crazy President of Soviet Russia. Like most great world leaders, he takes politics as a joke, and is responsible for the exile of Pedobear from Russia. Putin was elected president in 2012 because he rigged the elections.
Many people have doubts on Vladimir Putin's early life, but many believe he was born in the East of Soviet Russia. As a child, he enjoyed riding bears, eating snails, taming leopards, and catching Pokemon. At the age of 12, Vladimir Putin became a Pokemon Trainer and traveled across Siberia catching rare Pokemon. At the age of 14.5, he somehow caught a Mewtwo at full health.