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The UnAnything Wiki is what you get when you mix video games, internet memes, and pop culture, and then a bunch of idiots try to document the universe it all happens in. Under the authority of Captain 0, we pledge to create the greatest humor wiki ever and defeat Captain 1, the most evil of wiki mascots! We are currently vandalizing 3,036 articles, and you gotta help us!

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King Krabs

Mr. Krabs

Eugene H. Krabs most commonly known as Mr. Krabs was the president of the Krusty Palace and the last monarch of Bikini Bottom, which he ruled with an iron claw. He was also a past war hero and an arch rival of Hitler's clone.


Eugene krabs has killed spongebob and sqiudward tentacles


Krabs was born in a dump truck in 1966 during the Great Irken War. He quickly rose to royalty after his father passed and placed him on the throne to Bikini Bottom.


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