Tyrannosaurus Alan is a stupid retarded dinosaur that always wants BREAKFAST! from George Volcano. He is also drunk from drinking abysmally mind-controlling conker juice with BREAKFAST! Mixed with blood (in Volvic Revive), which if you spill on others (except un-defeatables like Chuck Norris), they will melt into red slime.
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