Telephones aren't cursed, Eddy! THEY'RE PLASTIC! Typhoon Katrina's Most Famous Quote
Typhoon Katrina is a young girl that can spin into a hurricane. She was born in Miami, Florida in 1988. She now helps the main hero in his quest to eradicate the enemy. She causes hurricanes to hit those who don't like her, like Adolf Hitler, for example (although Katrina later forgot that Hitler existed, though still has Vietnam-style flashbacks of him.). Of course, she was created from a Sega Nightmarecast a time traveler happened to bring to 1988 (this was the 2000 model, which was infinitely better than the 1964 model.).
She caused Hurricane Katrina. She also watches VHS tapes. She loves "bad" weather. She even loves you!
Typhoon Katrina has her own Awesomesauce Palace, but there's a conspiracy that she got that awesomesauce by hacking. Thus, Dr. Hax has thrown computers at the palace, and sometimes at Katrina Herself. That's the only good guy Katrina's really enemies with, though.
Quotes[]
Call me arse bandit once again...I'm Sending Hurricane Sandy After You! Typhoon Katrina
One does not simply walk into Florida. Typhoon Katrina, shortly after crossing the state border by Captain 3i.
I have lost my potatoes. Now I'm searching. Typhoon Katrina explaining to Captain 0 why she's on the floor.
Bullet point style[]
- "I'll get you, Captain 1! I'll get you!"
- "Google En Passant!"
- "You have the manners of a goat!"