BIG HUG! Tinky Winky, before
giving a big hugkilling enemies.
Tinky Winky is a member of the Teletubbies. He is 10 feet tall. He is often seen in Teletubby Land trying to train the Teletubby Land Bunnies to be his evil minions. However, he is not the most evil Teletubby. He also likes his handbag.
Tinky Winky is a very evil creature, going as far as blowing up three dimensions just to kill an ant. He likes evil because evil is fun. Good is boring. Very boring. Very, very boring. Very, very, very boring. Now, I'm boring you, so let's move on.
Tinky Winky is awesome just because he is. He is an awesome purple thing. Do you need any other reason? YOU DO?! Well, here's a good reason to think Tinky Winky is awesome:
I AM TINKY WINKY! DESTROYER OF WORLDS! Tinky Winky, introducing himself to Batman
Do you need another reason to think Tinky Winky is awesome? Too bad, you don't get one.
Recently, he blew up the 29th dimension because it wanted some pie. Oops, I just gave you another reason.
Then he distroyed the OVER9000! dimension for just Elsa. OMD.
Some people think he's a girl and a gay because he has a purse. Tinky Winky kills them for that.
Tinky Winky Recently became a Nazi.
Trivia
- He is best friends with Wonky Donkey.
- He is hated by the other Teletubbies, Donald Trump, and George W. Bush. This carried on to the new Teletubbies show, where he rebels against them and nearly downloads Vine onto the Tubby Phone.
- He hates Jerry Falwell A LOT!!
- He uses the phrase "Pinkle winkle Tinky Winky" as his magic words to blow up dimensions, similar to how Raven says "AZARATH METRION ZINTHOS" all the time.
- He is the reason The Shupa Malleo Brodahs Shupa Show is currently off the air in North Hyrule.
- If he eats enough Tubby Custards, he'll turn into the Slendytubby.
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