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Tinky Winky
Tinky Winky

Tinky Winky, waving. (He does this before he kills.)

Gender: Male
Hair color: Indigo
Eye color: Green
Species: Teletubby
Home: Teletubby Land
Death: Killed so many times, respawned so many times.
AKA: Winky Tinky (Disguise Name)
Dislikes: Not KILLING
Education: KILLING
Occupation: KILLING
Known For: KILLING (again)
UnRank: 70,261^Pi

Cquote1 BIG HUG! Cquote2
Tinky Winky, before giving a big hug killing enemies.

Tinky Winky is a member of the Teletubbies. He is 10 feet tall. He is often seen in Teletubby Land trying to train the Teletubby Land Bunnies to be his evil minions. However, he is not the most evil Teletubby. He also likes his handbag, an instrument of unspeakable technological terror.

He is also the twelfth and final boss to join the boss club of the Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization chronologically.

Tinky Winky is a very evil creature, going as far as blowing up three dimensions just to kill an ant. He likes evil because evil is fun. Good is boring. Very boring. Very, very boring. Very, very, very boring. Now, I'm boring you, so let's move on.

Tinky Winky is awesome just because he is. He is an awesome purple thing. Do you need any other reason? YOU DO?! Well, here's a good reason to think Tinky Winky is awesome:

Tinky Winky, introducing himself to Batman

Do you need another reason to think Tinky Winky is awesome? Too bad, you don't get one.

Recently, he blew up the 29th dimension because it wanted some pie. Oops, I just gave you another reason.

Some people think he's a girl because he has a purse. Tinky Winky kills them for that. Or tortures them.
Nazi tinky winky

Tinky Winky Recently became a Nazi.