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Tinky Winky
Tinky Winky

Tinky Winky, waving. (He does this before he kills.)

Gender: Male
Hair color: Indigo
Eye color: Green
Species: Teletubby
Home: Teletubby Land
Death: Most recent death: Fed Tub Toast
AKA: Winky Tinky (Disguise Name)
Likes: KILLING
Dislikes: Not KILLING
Education: KILLING
Occupation: KILLING
Known For: KILLING (again)
UnRank: 70,261 and 0


Cquote1 BIG HUG! Cquote2
Tinky Winky, before giving a big hug killing enemies.

Tinky Winky is a member of the Teletubbies. He is 10 feet tall. He is often seen in Teletubby Land trying to train the Teletubby Land Bunnies to be his evil minions. However, he is not the most evil Teletubby. He also likes his handbag, an instrument of unspeakable technological terror.

He is also the twelfth and final boss to join the boss club of the Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization chronologically.

Tinky Winky is a very evil creature, going as far as blowing up three dimensions just to kill an ant. He likes evil because evil is fun. Good is boring. Very boring. Very, very boring. Very, very, very boring. Very, very, very, very, very boring.

Tinky Winky is awesome just because he is. He is an awesome purple thing. Do you need any other reason? YOU DO?! Well, here's a good reason to think Tinky Winky is awesome:

Cquote1 I AM TINKY WINKY! DESTROYER OF WORLDS! Cquote2
Tinky Winky, introducing himself to Batman


Do you need another reason to think Tinky Winky is awesome? Too bad, you don't get one.
Nazi tinky winky

Tinky Winky Recently became a Nazi.

Recently, he blew up the 29th dimension because it wanted some pie. Oops, I just gave you another reason.

Some people think he's a girl because he has a purse. Tinky Winky kills them for that. Or tortures them.

Later, Tinky Winky became the second member to join the Quintessential Elemental Emperor Invasion Organization in general chronologically and is the second member and admin in the Wood Group.

For some reason, he is both cool and not cool at the same time.

Trivia

  • He is best friends with Wonky Donkey.
  • He is hated by the other Teletubbies, Donald Trump, and George W. Bush. This carried on to the new Teletubbies show, where he rebels against them and nearly downloads Vine onto the Tubby Phone.
  • He hates Jerry Falwell A LOT!!
  • He uses the phrase "Pinkle winkle Tinky Winky" as his magic words to blow up dimensions, similar to how Raven says "AZARATH METRION ZINTHOS" all the time.
  • He is the reason The Shupa Malleo Brodahs Shupa Show is currently off the air in North Hyrule.
  • If he eats enough Tubby Custards, he'll turn into the Slendytubby.
  • If he eats too much Tubby Toast, he will explode.
  • If he eats Tub Custard, he will turn into Tub Custard. This is true to all Teletubbies.
  • If he eats Tub Toast, he will fall apart.