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The UnUniverse exists for 13.8 billion years. During these years many things happened. This article contains the most important dates in history of UnWorld.

Timeline of UnWorld

Pre-Unworld

  • 13800000000 BC - UnUniverse finally creates itself.
  • 9000000000 BC - Chuck Norris suddenly appears.
  • 8000000000 BC - First stars appear. Blake Ashton appears from an Bang
  • 7000000000 BC - Giygas appears from nowhere.
  • 6000000000 BC - First planets appear.
  • 5000000000 BC - Maxwell appears from the dark matter.
  • 5000003000 BC - UnWeegian Clone #643 appears from a time machine.
  • 4500000000 BC - The T-5001 appears in its final form (via time travel) and shapeshifts into its planet form. This will later become the UnWorld. And Blake Ashton Becomes A Planet Too.

Pre-Creature

  • 4000000000 BC - First stupid creatures appear.
  • 3500000000 BC - Stupid creatures mutate into an intelligent race known as Worms.
  • 3000000000 BC - Worms send a nuclear missile into space and it hits Chuck Norris.
  • 2999999999 BC - Chuck Norris makes every worm DIE!!! The planet is covered by a great ocean. Next worms are much smaller and have no brains. Giygas steals all Worms' technology to create Devil's Machine.
  • 2000000000 BC - Chuck Norris creates first land.
  • 1500000000 BC - 1/3 of the UnWorld is covered with land.
  • 1000000000 BC - Aliens land on the UnWorld and leave 42 Monolites.
  • 700000000 BC - Second stupid creatures appear.
  • 350000000 BC - Dinosaurs appear and PWN stupid creatures.
  • 300000000 BC - Dinosaurs find Monolites and send them to space. What dumb creatures...
  • 100000000 BC - Monkeys appear.
  • 65000000 BC - A meteorite falls on the UnWorld. It make every dinosaur (except Yoshis and some Tyrannosaurs) DIE!!!
  • 50000000 BC - Monkeys take over the world. For some reason M. Bison doesn't comment on this...
  • 40000000 BC - Monkeys send nuclear missile in space and it hits Giygas' Devil's Machine.
  • 30000000 BC - Giygas finally reaches the UnWorld and takes every monkey's soul. Monkey lost every technology they explored and started to live on trees and eat bananas.
  • 30000000 BC - Aliens send back one Monolite.
  • 4000000 BC - One Monkey reaches a Monolite and becomes intelligent.
  • 2000000 BC - Humans appear. HOORAY!!!!

Prehistoric

  • 1999999 BC - Nintendo is founded, and creates its first shame.
  • 1999998 BC - NintenD'oh is founded, and creates its first shame.
  • 1999997 BC - SEGA and Namco are founded, and create their first shames.
  • 998224 BC - The United States of UnAmerica is formed, but its existence remains unknown.

Ancient

  • ???? BC - Sparta rises and PWNS everything.
  • 7152 BC - Australia is discovered.
  • 5274 BC - N. Sanity Island is bombed by Sparta, causing it to separate from the mainland. It is taken over by lizards.
  • 5068 BC - The humans take over N. Sanity Island.
  • 1500 BC - Ancient Japan is invaded by Giant Enemy Crabs.
  • 1000 BC - Bowser creates a Koopa and brainwashes it.
  • 51 BC - Leonidas pays his debts to Darth Vader with France.
  • 12 BC - The first Pac-People appear and take over Australia (renamed Pac-Land)
  • 0 BC - Nothing happens
  • 0 AD - More nothing happens

Medieval

Industrial

  • 1728 - The First Pickle War takes place.
  • 1736 - The Second Pickle War begins.
  • 1763 - Hollywood has been created.
  • 1776 - The United States of UnAmerica is formed (though its actually been around for a million years).
  • 180? - World's first water-balloon.
  • 1800 - Zap-zap (electricity for you un-funny, illogics) is conducted with kite and key by some British-American genius guy wutever.
  • 1811 - Adolf Hitler comes to power.
  • 1812 - The War of 1812 starts.

Modern

Late 21st Century era

  • 2010 - Ophelia is spotted near I.M. Meen, The Planet Returns In A Time Machine, And He Turns Back To Normal.
  • 2011 - The scratch cat tries to conquer the world but fails epically
  • 2012 - Doomsday happens but nobody is hurt.
  • Mid 2013 - Obama becomes president. The Old War begins.
  • Late 2013 - The "This is Bob War" begins.
  • Mid 2016 - A cat gets a lime stuck on his head, turning him into Limecat.
  • Late 2016 - Blake Ashton creates living Fries.
  • 2017 - Ducky and Dark Ducky fight for the first time, destroying Kakariko Village. The Undefeatables gain twelve additional members.
  • 2019 - The 2nd Ducky War ends.
  • 2021 - Star Fox becomes serious and starts fighting with the Teletubby Army.
  • 2031 - Chuck Norris ACTUALLY GETS DEFEATED! Sort of...
  • 2040 - Robotnik makes his hit shame "Mortal Pingas", giving him enough funding to cause lotsa death and destruction.
  • 2050 - Spaceship reaches Alpha Centauri.
  • 2053 - Jinx dies due to lack of oxygen
  • 2093 - Bowser creates a Space Base for himself.

Space

  • 2101 - War was beginning. Catz made all your base are belong to us.
  • 2310 - Mickey Mouse's Future Side, Epic Mickey was born.
  • 2359 - Bowser destroys Teletubby Land for no good reason.
  • 2401 - P.I.N.G.A.S., a epic space station by Robotnik was created.
  • 2552 - Master Chief starts beating up big, bad, aliens.
  • 2557 - Master Chief travels back in time.
  • 2723 - Cyber-Dee beats up 6000 PagUns and almost beat up T-5001 and T-5000.
  • 2891 - Malleo and Cyber-Dee team up against the PagUns from Alpha Centauri and blows them up, therefore leaving a portal to the fourth dimension.
  • 2967 - Chuck Norris hates what Cyber-Dee is doing and takes his undefeatable power from him.
  • 3000 - Doomsday happens again and sends everyone to the 4th dimension, but most people were able to return back to the UnWorld the day after.
  • 3155 - Bowser sent his Space Base in Space.
  • 3159 - Adventure Time takes place

World War III and the End of Days

  • 3156 - Marguerite Williams, Vendetta Williams' great great great great great (10X later) granddaughter, is born.
  • 3178 - Williams wages war against the UnWorld.
  • 3179 - Adolf Hitler, Vendetta Williams, and TOKA RYUUMONBUCHI HERSELF are resurrected.
  • 3182 - America and Antarctica are blown up by nuclear war.
  • 3187 - Europe goes to great lengths to end the war but fails epically, getting destroyed in the process.
  • 3192 - Hitler and Vendetta Williams are assassinated by Hungry Pumpkin.
  • 3195 - War REALLY gets out of hand when Toka Ryuumonbuchi gets the alien race, The Irkens, involved in the war.
  • 3196 - Ryuumonbuchi is killed when Pac-Land is bombarded by nuclear bombs.
  • 3197 - By this point, 40% of the world's population is wiped out.
  • 3198 - Irkens are destroyed.
  • 3199 - Marguerite Williams is finally killed.
  • 4000 - The war ends, and by this point 85% of the world's population is wiped out.
  • 4001 - Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee duke it out in a final battle. This starts a chain reaction that wipes out the entire UnUniverse.

After The Apocalypse

  • 01AA - Only 15% of people (of the former population before the Apocalypse) now walk the Earth, and most of the areas in the world are now toxic.
  • 02AA - Chuck Norris makes a pact with Zeus.
  • 05AA - Now only 10% of people walk the Earth.
  • 07AA - 5%...
  • 09AA - 3%...
  • 12AA - 180,000,000 people still exist.
  • 20AA - The world is now ruled by Nobody.
  • 30AA - The world ceases to exist.
  • 423AA - The Teletubbies finally rise up again and create the Neotubby Empire
  • 1392AA - Since No-one gave Garfield lasagna during the past 1000 years everytihng but Chuck Norris, the Griffin, Kermit, and Garfield recede into the BIG CRUNCH.
  • 43434344AA- A new, improved Energizer Bunny is created.
  • 5443434344AA- A new universe takes it's place.
  • A time loop is suddenly created where these events happen again somewhere else 
  • The new universe is destroyed by Mr Grogfowb Moj.

Potato Era

  • 4002 - The UnUniverse comes back into existence.
  • 4006 - Potatoes take over the UnUniverse.
  • 4013 - The UnUniverse becomes the Unipotato.
  • 4017 - Chuck Norris gets defeated again... sorta.
  • 4020 - Everyone in the Unipotato is a potato.
  • 4023 - Potatoes begin to take over the multiverse.
  • 4029 - Potatoes now own the entire reggieverse.
  • 4037 - Potatoes have taken over the entire EVERYTHING OUT THERE.
  • 4041 - Sir Potabill Spuddo Jackson Nintendo DXLVII finds the end of the EVERYTHING OUT THERE. It's a blue and green door. When you go in the door, you are forever trapped in an infinite white space for all eternity. Everything that does not exist can be found in there. It is so protected that not even CHUCK NORRIS can break out.
  • 4045 - Kermit creates another heaven.
  • 4046 - Garg9999 turns Kermit into a YouTube Poop.
  • 4049 - Spingebill destroys Kermit in World War IV.
  • 4052 - Shupa Malleo Maker is invented by Nintenderp.

UnWeegian Empiran Era

  • 4059 - The United 'Gees Galaxy and the UnUniverse combine to create the UnWeegian Empire.
  • 4063 - UnWeegian Clone #643 goes back in time to 5000003000 BC.
  • 4073 - Alt 3.0 appears.
  • 4091 - Everyone in the UnWeegian Empire fuses together by accident and creates Asplode Sauce.
  • 4100 - The T-5001 goes back in time to create the UnUniverse. A paradox happens, and everything in all of the space and time and fatness of the UnUniverse, except for Chuck, Griffin, and Garfield.

After The True Ending

E1: Captain H makes the Gamagiverse.

Satanist Empirian Era

Neo-Satanist Empirian Era

Last days

  • 3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 - The UnUniverse ends due to Sailor Moon's loud screaming over the death of Tuxedo Mask, forcing everyone that survived the deafening screech to move to the Gamagiverse.

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