OMG He is so EVIL.



The Scratch cat is an evil cat thing that hypnotizes kids with his evil shame creating program, also called Scratch, so he can defeat Chuck Norris. However, he is defeated every time and fails epically all the time and is a N00b.

The Scratch cat is named after his ability to scratch everyone, and the fact that he tries (and fails) to scratch OVER 9000 people every day. These attempts of scratching people usually result in the scratch cat getting kicked, flying, and landing in something painful.

The Scratch cat can actually fly very well. He flies all the time. All he needs to do to fly is come in contact with a foot. The scratch cat finds this very easy to do.

He hates everyone. Everyone hates him. His lea-er, most recognizable achievements are directing the film Paraboring Inactivity and being the star in The Scratch Cat's Idiot Journey. He somehow, one time, killed a very, very, very weak moron, but that was only because he discovered the secret of Hulking Flex toast style. He was also then kicked 5 miles right after killing him and forgot all about Hulking Flex. Today he gets beat up a lot and lives in a unknown area planning to kill Chuck Norris.

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