The Poker was originally just a man who played poker. He was so good, people hated to play him. But once, he convinced a group of people to play poker with him. He even convinced them to bet millions of dollars! Then, he won. The men he played were so mad, they all grabbed him, and threw him into a tub of toxic chemicals. He came up like he is now, a clown like lunatic guy.
The Poker has the "poke of death". Whenever he pokes someone or something, it turns to dust. This is why the Poker is such a lame villain. He also has magic playing cards that will destroy anything when thrown. Other than that, he is a pathetic clown man. Also, his bum chum is Pen Guin.
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