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The Mutant Hungry Pumkin is a strange, and unusual Pumkin who lives in the sewers of Pumkin World. Who wasn't always this way though. When he was 23, he was flying in a jet to observe what the humans were doing in Raccoon City. As he was flying over, a missile struck the city, sending devastating shockwaves across the area. It caused his jet to lose control, and crash into the ruins of the once great city. He was able to eject out of the jet, but still ended up landing within the former city's limits. Once there, he tried to contact Pumkin World for help, but all of his electronic devices were rendered useless from the EMP generated from the missile.

Every second he was there, more and more toxic radiation and remnants of the T-Virus entered his system. He ran as fast as he could, and made it to the outskirts of the city, where he was confronted by Nemesis, who somehow survived the blast. The Pumkin tried to run away, but everyone knows that you can't run away from Nemesis! Nemesis caught up to him, and used evil tentacle/vain/WYFs to infect the Pumkin even more. Headed out, and Nemesis left. He woke up, and started running again. He came to the outskirts f a small ton, and found a sewer gate. He opened it up and went inside. Form there, he travels an elaborate chain of underground tunnels back to Pumkin world. Unfortunately by then, he went nearly insane. His brain has been attacked with Nuclear Radiation, T-Virus, and other weirdo stuff.

Along with that, he has had no food or butter in at least a month. And, on top of all of that, he has seen some very strange stuff in the sewers that would even cause Chuck Norris to be disturbed. He arrived back in the city, and was spotted by the Pumkin Police Department, who opened fire on him. There was a mess of green blood and Pumkin seeds. People ran in horror, and the Police didn't know what to make of this thing. They slowly approached it, but then it got back up, and regenerated flesh and had its wounds healed. (It is believed this is a trait inherited through Nemesis.) The Pumkin let out a satanic roar, and fled beck to the sewers, where he lives today.

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