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The Magical Events are a number of people who are minions of the Teletubbies. They are all scary. They don't appear in the rebooted series because they were too lazy to. Also, 1/2 of the animals in the parade were killed in the Teletubby Land Massacre of 2015.

List of Scary People[]

  • Animal Parade: The Animal Parade are a group of evil animals. They go around eating people and sometimes even the Teletubbies. Dipsy often tries to train them to eat people, but he gets killed instead.
Animal parade

Look at those animals, aren't they cute?

  • The Dancing Bear: A Little bear who loves to tap dance in his carousel. His carousel can fly, and he flies to people to kill to bore from his dancing. Po wants him to be evil, but he just keeps dancing.
    Bear

    The Dancing bear's Carousel flying

  • Scary Puppet Man: A lazy boy who just stays in his pink house all day and sings, But he just sings gibberish.
Magic house

Scary Puppet man singing

  • The Bear with Brown Fuzzy Hair: A Scary evil bear who scares people with her scary fuzzy hair. She also likes to stick out her tongue, scaring people.
    Lion

    The Scary Lion planning too attack The bear with Brown Fuzzy Hair.

  • The Scary Lion: A scary lion with sharp scary teeth who likes to eat people. He likes to play hide and seek for some reason. he is The Bear with Brown Fuzzy Hair's natural enemy.
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