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The Great Teletubby Massacre
Badass teletubs
Beginning

March 3rd, 2010

End

March 4th, 2010

Place

Eastern Europe and South-east Asia

Outcome

The Teletubbies annihilated Eastern Europe and South-east Asia

Major battles

Destruction of the defences
First Assult

Combatants

The Teletubbies

Eastern Europe and South-east Asia


Commanders

Tinky Winky
Dipsy
Laa-Laa
Po
Ninja Teletubby
Noo-Noo
Evil Gorilla
Tubby Monster
Humbah

Goverments and Armies of Eastern Europe and South-east Asia


Not to be confused with The Great Teletubby Land Massacre, which happened 5 years after this thingy.

The Great Teletubby Massacre was the biggest terrorist attack in history. Teletubbies, Boohbah, Furbies, Lemmings, and the rest of the Teletubby Army grouped together and annihilated eastern Europe and south-east Asia. They did this because they hate those countries. They used an infinium catalyst bomb, that contained compressed tubby custard, known as the Tubby Bomb. When it hit the floor 1,000,000,000,000,000 gallons of tubby custard smothered Europe. It was compressed into about 30 cubic metres and contained in a coltan-carbonate shell. 5 months after the bomb hit, the Teletubbies and their allies descended and burned the remaining survivors. It is unknown if there are any more survivors, but if there is, they would be horribly mutilated.

Unknown to the Teletubbies, all the devastation they caused was undone by the undefeatables and the powers of weakness.

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