Not to be confused with The Great Teletubby Land Massacre, which happened 5 years after this thingy.
The Great Teletubby Massacre was the biggest terrorist attack in history. Teletubbies, Boohbah, Furbies, Lemmings, and the rest of the Teletubby Army grouped together and annihilated eastern Europe and south-east Asia. They did this because they hate those countries. They used an infinium catalyst bomb, that contained compressed tubby custard, known as the Tubby Bomb. When it hit the floor 1,000,000,000,000,000 gallons of tubby custard smothered Europe. It was compressed into about 30 cubic metres and contained in a coltan-carbonate shell. 5 months after the bomb hit, the Teletubbies and their allies descended and burned the remaining survivors. It is unknown if there are any more survivors, but if there is, they would be horribly mutilated.
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