The important members of the Teletubby Army and Tinky-Winky
The Teletubbies are at war with pretty much everything in the UnUniverse, so they have to have a large army at their disposal. This is supposedly one of the most powerful armies in existence in terms of physical strength. Too bad it's ruled by absolute nutters.
The army's only failures was when they were defeated by Bowser and his alternate forms during their invasion of his castle. The thought that it would be a good place to invade other places from, but Bowser's defenses and attacks were awesome enough to dispose of the Teletubby Army. The other time was when they retreated from Paul Bunyan's home in Alaska, UnAmerica. They were ticked as heck and decided that their army was powerful enough for it, but they realized their error when he stepped out of the cabin.
Army
- Po (Satanist)
- Dipsy (Scientist)
- Tinky Winky (Team punching bag)
- Laa-Laa (Tubby Toast specialist)
- Thumper (Wait, if he hates the Teletubbies, explain why he joined them, now. Answer-brainwashing)
- Noo-Noo (Vacuum cleaner of dead bodies)
- Ninja Teletubby (Weirdo)
- WaMr. L (a Trusted member of The Teletubbies)
- Alt 2.0 (THE SCARY ONE)
- Görcho (Pet of the Teletubbies created by Dipsy)
- Teletubby Land Bunnies (Bunnies)
- Teletubby Robots (Respawnable goons)
- Teletubby Clones (Respawnable goons)
- Tubby Toast Legion (zombified Tubby Toast)
- Teletubby Fleet (Air force)
- Backbone (Literal backbone of the army)
- Teletubby Death Star (A fake Death Star used by Teletubbies)
- Tubby-tron 3000 (A powerful machine used by Thumper)
- Tubby Ship (UFO thing)
- Evil Gorilla (Mad ape gone apesh*t)
- Tubby Monster (What the Hell is this?)
- Bat-Tubby (It's Batman, but is a Teletubby.)
- EVIL PATRIXXX (A ruler of another universe who joined this army.)
- Painis Cupcake (A mass Cannibal, but he left)
- Fred Durst (What does he do again?)
- Boohbah (Random abominations of nature)
- Humbah (Leader of the Boohbah)
- Jumbah
- Zing Zing Zingbah
- zumbah
- Jingbah
- Furbies (CREEPY respawnable goons)
- Lemmings (Suicidal and stupid respawnable goons)
- Worms (Annelid respawnable goons)
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