The Teletubby TV Series was an evil TV Series created by BBC and The Teletubbies in 1985 in order to hypnotize people. The show stars Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, Po, and sometimes Thumper and others going on stupid adventures, and doing random stupid things. The show managed to air 101 episodes, but it was banned after that. During the hiatus, the Teletubbies hypnotized people using the TVs on their chests. They managed to re-air it somehow. They also released a movie, shown for episode 89. All the characters who die in each episode respawn after the episode's end, unless the next one continues where it left off.
List Of Teletubbies Episodes
- Po runs over all the Teletubbies with his motorcycle.
- Tinky Winky won't stop talking so all the Teletubbies have to say "SHUT UP TINKY WINKY!"
- The Teletubbies Enjoy Killing Themselves.
- Noo-Noo sucks up all the Teletubbies, then explodes. He is rebuilt after the end of the episode.
- The Teletubbies do stupid random things.
- The Goverment visits the Teletubbies, and the Teletubbies try to make Tubby Toast explode, much to George W. Bush's delight.
- Shigeru Miyamoto stars in his very own episode, while all the Teletubbies beat up Tinky Winky.
- Continued from episode 7, Tinky Winky has trouble with the T.V., so he screams "DAMMIT YOU STUPID ELECTRONIC BOX"!
- The Teletubbies enjoy swearing.
- The Teletubbies try to perform surgery on Tinky Winky, while Noo-Noo flirts with hot girls.
- Tinky Winky jumps off a cliff, while Laa-Laa kicks Po's butt.
- Bob Saget kills all the Teletubbies and Noo-Noo has to clean up the mess.
- Continued from episode 12, the Teletubby Land Bunnies try to create Oxygen, while Paris Hilton disguises herself as Tinky Winky.
- Continued from episode 13, the Teletubbies come back to life and dance around stupidly.
- The Teletubbies join BBC when they are attacking Tokyo.
- The Teletubbies discover fire, and use it to light Tinky Winky's head on fire.
- Dipsy makes pie then explodes for no reason, while the other Teletubbies watch "Two And A Half Men".
- Po takes off his mask, and he turns out to have been Bill Gates in disguise the whole episode, which causes all the other Teletubbies to run away.
- Laa-Laa plays Grand Theft Auto 4 and gets inspired to do that stuff in real life.
- Tinky Winky becomes president of Teletubby Land, so all the other Teletubbies beat him up.
- The Teletubbies slip and fall down on an oil spill, which causes the Black House to explode.
- The Teletubbies Discover That Cheese is yellow, and then they all do stupid things.
- Po tells Tinky Winky a Yo Mama joke when Tinky Winky's Mama is standing right behind him.
- Po says a dirty joke, which causes all the other Teletubbies to complain to Super Nanny.
- The Teletubbies jaywalk the street and get run over.
- George W. Bush gets elected as president while Tinky-Winky and Po wonder what Laa-Laa and Dipsy are doing in the closet.
- Laa-Laa takes a dump, while Dipsy talks about Number 1 and 2 in the bathroom.
- The Evil Gorilla goes on a rampage.
29.The Evil Bag
- Tinky Winky's bag destroys Tinky Winky, while Russian Bombers plan to bomb Teletubby Land.
- Po goes on a stupid adventure while Tinky Winky listens to Laa-Laa fart from far away, thinking its a monster.
- The Teletubbies Go To Sparta, and have fun kicking each other off the bottomless pit of Sparta.
- Po finds out that his relatives are poo, while Tinky Winky goes shopping for makeup.
- Laa-Laa enjoys shooting people, while Dipsy becomes a cop, and Po and Tinky Winky get arrested by Dipsy.
- Its the time of month again when the baby sun fires it lazer, and it does, and kills all the Teletubbies.
- Continued from episode 34, while the Teletubbies are dead, King Bowser takes over Teletubby Land and brainwashes the baby sun. The Teletubbies then respawn and beat him up.
- A Creature that's a combination of George W. Bush and a goat destroys all the Teletubbies.
- Contimued from episode 36, the Teletubbies come back to life and beat the bush-goat up.
- All the Teletubbies enjoy killing each other.
- The Teletubbies come to your house and stalk you when you're sleeping.
- Chuck Norris destroys all life in Teletubby Land.
- George W. Bush disguises himself as The Easter Bunny and assassinates Tinky Winky.
- The Teletubbies watch a stupid fat bear dance.
- The Teletubbies Find Out That Jerry Falwell died, and Tinky Winky pees on his grave.
- The Teletubbies are chopped up by The Wheel Of The Teletubbies and the Baby Sun farts.
45.Hide And Die
- The Teletubbies play a hide and seek game, where if you get found, you die.
- The Teletubbies have a coffee and then a beer.
- Po gets an electric guitar for Christmas and he rocks the house down!
- Po finds an enclosed instruction book, but it is stolen by Abraham Lincoln and George W. Bush. So Po kills himself.
- A storm causes all of The Teletubbies to die.
- The Talking Flowers tell Dipsy stupid stuff that nobody cares about, so he kills them.
- This episode has an inappropriate plot.
- Jigsaw kills all the Teletubbies while a fat elephant does stupid things.
- Laa-Laa tries to listen to the talking flowers when they are saying interesting things, but Dipsey gets in the way, so she says "DIPSY! GET OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID MORON!"
- The Teletubbies play basketball, then Po goes on a stampede and runs over Tinky Winky.
- Tinky Winky puts a whoopie cushion on Laa-Laa's seat, so she kills him.
- Laa-Laa goes on a date with Dipsy, and Dipsy says something stupid, so Laa-Laa beats him up.
- Tinky Winky Spins Around While The Music "You Spin Me Right Round" plays.
- Tinky Winky tries swimming and drowns.
- Tinky Winky can't sleep because he spent the whole day drinking coffee, so Dipsy tells him a story about his childhood, which makes Tinky Winky go to sleep fast.
- Po eats Dipsy's Tubby Custard, so Dipsy beats Po up.
- The Teletubbies violently fight over apple pie and eventually kill each other.
- Tinky Winky discovers a new Pokemon, but it kills him.
- Po sees a picture of Tinky Winky's Mom and gets scared and runs away.
- The Teletubbies Go To Funky Town And Get Drunk.
- The Teletubbies run around stupidly and run off a cliff.
- Baby Yoshi eats all the Teletubbies and poops them out
- The Teletubbies get addicted to playing the Xbox 360.
- Dipsy starts being followed by Lakitu. So Dipsy shoots Lakitu.
- The Teletubbies want to play on a See-Saw, but Tinky Winky is so fat when he sits on it, it breaks.
- Laa-Laa tries to jump over Dipsy, but fails and explodes.
- The Teletubbies eat BREAKFAST!
- Evil Guys from a different dimension kill all the Teletubbies.
- Another episode where Tinky Winky just does stupid things.
- Tinky Winky finds a blade of grass, which amazes Dipsy, while Po crashes his motorcycle and says "DAMMIT!"
- The Teletubbies drink 76 bottles of beer to celebrate their 76th episode.
77.Jail Is Fun
- Po gets arrested for assassinating Tinky Winky, while Dipsy eats a bagel, then explodes.
- Tinky Winky makes adjustments to the electricity, which causes Tubby Tower to explode, while Po sets up a grenade, which causes Dipsy to explode.
- Tinky Wonders what the Hell happened to Laa-Laa, but she then appears right behind him, while Po tries to commit suicide, but can't.
- The Teletubbies enjoy paying all their bills.
- Noo-Noo maflunctions and explodes. He is rebuilt after the end of the episode.
- Laa-Laa watches a video about a boy who would die for a girl and laughs and calls the boy stupid.
- The Talking Flowers start saying fake words, and all the Teletubbies think they're speaking German.
- Noo-Noo meets the terminator and sucks him up. Then Noo-Noo thinks he's saved the Teletubbies, but then he sees them commit suicide. Then Noo-Noo explodes.
- The message pipe assassinates Tinky Winky, and then teaches everyone about assassinating.
- Tinky Winky, who is duck-taped to a tree, sings Amazing Grace.
- The Teletubbies do unbelievably stupid things again.
- Po thinks that some wires are spaghetti, so he eats them and explodes, while Dipsy and Tinky Winky talk about DINNER.
89.Teletubbies The Movie: Po's revenge Po attempts to destroy the sun while Tinky Winky jumps off a cliff repedeatly and Laa-Laa and Dipsy also do stuff.
- The Teletubbies teach kids about YouTube, then kill themselves.
- Dipsy does stupid things in front of the Black House.
- The Teletubbies once again, do incredibly stupid things.
- Noo-Noo gets turned into Pac-Man and eats up all the Teletubbies.
- The Teletubbies are killed by the cheese haters, but then the Cheese Lovers kill the Cheese Haters.
- A stupid bunny, named Joshua, kills himself, and the Teletubbies observe paintings of prisoners..
- Po destroys random things with his fruitloop of doom.
- Dipsy opens the door and it accidentally hits Tinky Winky in the face.
- An explosion occours, and Po says "Alright, who cut the cheese?"
- Tinky Winky is turned into a toaster and then explodes, which the other Teletubbies find fascinating.
- An Ear-worm jumps out of Tinky Winky's ear and eats him, while Laa-Laa and Dipsy perform a stupid dance that makes Po explode
- Laa-Laa and Dipsy see toast laying on the ground and gather all the Teletubbies to look at it's amazing features. It was a trap set by Doddy, the other Teletubby! Doddy jumps out of a cloud with an RPG 7, an AK47 and a SMG2 and starts shooting all the Teletubbies. Realistic blood squirts on the trees and rock music plays. Laa-Laa and Dipsy steal a spaceship guarded by NASA and Doddy latches onto the spaceship with a grappling hook and has an AK47 and shoots Laa-Laa and Doddy falls in the sky with her. Dipsy successfully kills Doddy, but thes spaceship crashes into a sattelite and Dipsy, the rocket and the satellite all explode!
- All the bunnies in Teletubby Land Die, and Po dives into toxic waste.
- Some aliens abduct Tinky Winky and Laa-Laa sings Bad by Micheal Jackson.
- Dipsy watches a video of Rick Astley and explodes.
- The Evil Gorilla goes on another rampage.
- Po becomes a gangsta and strangles Tinky Winky, while Laa-Laa begins to think she's cheese.
- Thumper assassinates Tinky Winky and is forced to replace him for the episode.
- All the Teletubbies open some complaints from "fans" and read them out loud.
- The talking flowers start talking about dirty things, and Laa-Laa shoots the person who constantly gives the Teletubbies pipe messages.
- Tubby Spaghetti replaces Tubby Toast, which makes the person who invented Tubby Toast really angry!
- The person who invented Tubby Toast comes to Teletubby Land and is so mad that he assassinates all the Teletubbies, then brings back Tubby Toast.
- The tubby toast man gets revenge by assassinating the tubby spaghetti man and giving the Teletubbies OVER 9000 pieces of toast, They eventually turn into Teletubbies Unbound.
- The Teletubbies attempt to blow up the world, but they fail and turn back to normal.
- Po orders Tinky-Winky to repeatedly fall off his cliff.
115.Bye Bye Sun
- Laa-laa once again, shoots the sun and then the sun fires his lazor at Laa-laa.
- The Teletubbies explode for no reason
- The Teletubbies annoy Thomas and he kills them with modified milk milkshakes.
- The Teletubbies turn on a chainsaw and saw off each other's heads.
- The Teletubbies turn into Teletubbies Unbound and then try to destroy the world and then everything turns into Teletubbies.
- Thomas the Tank Engine runs over The teletubbies.
- The Teletubbies discover the Telomemium puzzle so they buy some Yu-Gi-Gi-Gi-Gi-Oh! cards to celebrate.
122.Po Likes Cheese
- Po gets highly addicted to eating cheese, and eventually joins the Cheese Lovers and fights in the Cheese War.
- What the title said... OH YEAH, and Tinky Winky eats cheese and explodes.
- The Teletubbies want to make the most brainwashing episode ever, but then TEH MUPPETZ come to ruin their plans so Po sets off on a mission to kill TEH MUPPETZ and TEH SESAME STREETZ.
- Woody joins TEH MUPPETZ!!! Kermit kills Po, so Thumper comes to finish the battle! Tinky Winky decides to kill Noo-Noo for no reason! OH MEH GAWD THIS EPISODE IS EPIC!
- TELETUBBIES UNBOUND BLOW UP THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WITH TEH MUPPETZ STILL INSIDE SO THEY DIE!!! BUT Woody IS STILL OUT THERE SOMEHOW SO PO COMES BACK TO LIFE AND SHOOTS HIM!!!
127. Fun with Guns II
- The Teletubbies kill each other in an argument about TF2.
- Jebus Khrist gives the Teletubbies more weapons because he felt there was not enough violence in Fun with Guns II.
- Abe Lincoln makes another deal with Jebus to kill the Teletubbies.
After the hiatus, a second series was released.
- Again, the Teletubbies are playing hide and seek where if you get found, you die!
- The baby sun explodes while Dipsy does Carmeldansaan.
- Laa-Laa watches Soul Eater and dresses up as Crona while Po meets the real Crona.
4. Holy Shat!
- Dipsy and Tinky Winky go wig shopping while Noo-Noo eats horse crap.
- Po and Dipsy dress up as burrito bandits and jump off a cliff.
- Po and Laa-Laa dress up for Halloween as Noo-Noo is standing right behind them.
- Elmo shoots Tinky Winky, Laa-Laa and Po, while Dipsy stares at a white hat.
- The Teletubbies get ready for Christmas, and Dipsy wants weapons for Christmas.
- Po and Dipsy argue over a bomb and the bomb explodes.
- Tinky Winky looks at the sky and he explodes.
11. Bad Day
- The Teletubbies are running away from Noo-Noo because he'll suck them up.
- Laa-Laa explodes and jumps off a cliff at the same time.
- Noo-Noo stares at you for 10 minutes.
- Po poos everywhere, including Tinky Winky's Mouth, while Noo-Noo has to clean up the mess.
15. The Grief
- Everyone cries over Laa-Laa's grave and the baby sun goes insane.
- Tinky Winky commits suicide with a Magnum.
- A mysterious black figure cuts Tinky Winky's head off while Noo-Noo watches the whole thing
18. The Big Chase
- Noo-Noo chases the The Teletubbies in random places
- TOO VIOLENT FOR VIEWERS UNDER THE AGE OF 9
20. The Butt Game
- Po and Dipsy do the Spank your Butt dance.
- Po watches watches Nightmare on Elm Street and decides to do that stuff in real life.
- Laa-Laa ruins Christmas by knocking down the tree.
23. Stunts II
- Dipsy crashes in his car and poops on the window.
- The Teletubbies fight the Mario bros., and the Mario bros. win.
25. The Tubbynator
- Laa-Laa builds a robot and it explodes
26. Resident Evil Po
- Po plays Resident Evil: Nemesis
- The teletubbies see the Dramatic Chipmunk and they explode.
28. Tubby Shake
- The Teletubbies attempt the Harlem Shake but they fail badly and kill themselves while doing it.
29. Creed suck
- Dipsy listens to Creed, and his ears explode.
30. Regular Tubbies
- Po eviscerates Mordecai and uses his organs for a Tubby Feast.
- Continued from episode 30, Fred Durst joins the Teletubby Army but his singing kills Tinky-Winky and Po shoots him with a Pie.
32. Tubby Feast
- Continued from episode 31, all the Teletubbies enjoy a feast of Mordecai's organs and Weekend Pickles.
33. The Happy Pingas
- Dipsy reads a book to Laa-Laa called the happy Pingas, which makes Laa-Laa go to sleep fast.
- The flowers spew out fire and the Teletubbies think they have bad breath.
35. Too Much Cheese
- Po suffocates all the Teletubbies with cheese.
- Po dresses up as Santa Claus and gives all the Teletubbies Bombs for Christmas. Everyone dies.
37. Easter time
- Laa-Laa dresses up as the Easter Bunny and craps in a basket and gives it to the Teletubbies, who think it's Easter Eggs.
38. Scolding Summer
- Tinky-Winky sunbathes, and then his face suddenly is on fire.
- Everyone beats up Tinky-Winky's face and morphs it to look like a Vagineer.
- The Teletubbies drink 1000 bottles of beer to celebrate their 40th episode of season 2.
- Po rides about on his motorcyle again, while Benson runs over the Teletubbies with his golf kart.
- Po activates the Wa-Machine too many times, and Tinky-Winky and Dipsy talk about the Wa-Machine and it's functions.
- You realise the Teletubbies aren't on your television screen, that's because they're right behind you! You look at them so they can perform their episode right behind you.
- Prometheus kills all the Teletubbies.
- Same plot as Revival but this version is restored from 2007.
46. Caveman Times II
- The Teletubbies meet the Croods, and trick them into getting eaten by the Baby Sun.
- The Teletubbies become Power Rangers, so they deliberately be stupid to ruin everything.
Teletubbies Broadcasting Company
Shortly after the Teletubbies TV series got banned, even though the Teletubbies still showed it with the TVs on their bellys, they still wanted to hypnotize people EVEN MORE. So they started airing episodes on a secret kids channel called the Teletubbies Broadcasting Company also known as TBC.
A=The following videos were released by the BBC.
- 4 fun episodes (1986) - contains the first 4 episodes.
- Teletubbies: Good Ol' Motorcycle and 7 other stories (1991) - contains the first 7 episodes.
- Teletubbies 2: Technical Difficulties (1991) - contains episodes 8-16
- Teletubbies 3: Po Unmasked (1992) - contains episodes 17-24
- Teletubbies 4: Numbers 1 and 2 (1993) - contains episodes 25-35
- The Ballads of George Bush (1994) - contains episodes 36-41
- Stupid Fat Bear: Teletubbies' Big video (1995) - contains episodes 42-80
- Meet Joshua Bunny! (1995) - contains episodes 81-84, 86-95
- Teletubbies the Movie (1995) - contains episode 85
- Meet Doddy! (1996) - contains episodes 96-111
- Meet Teletubbies Unbound! (1996) - contains episodes 112-123
- The Epic Battles and other stories (1997) - contains episodes 124-128
- Teletubbies Kickstarter, season 2 (1998) - contains the first 30 episodes of season 2
- Teletubbies: SERIES I
- Teletubbies SERIES II
- At the end of the episode Prometheus, the last two Teletubbies standing were Laa-Laa and Po because Tinky Winky died in the crash of the prometheus.
- In the episode where Thumper replaced Tinky Winky, Tinky Winky still appeared in the opening and closing sequence, which was pretty stupid
- This is Shigeru Miyamato's favorite TV Show for some reason.
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