Cquote1 SQUADALAAAA!!!! Now, you die. Cquote2
Squadala Knight, fighting in the 1st Ducky War
Squadala Knights

Squadala Knight leads the Squadala army

Squadala Knight is the main bodyguard of Squadala Man, and the commander of all military forces in the Squadala Empire. He has been trained for 1999 years, and wields a sword made of diamond. He thinks this makes him even cooler (it does). Squadala Knight also has a contract with Morshu, but doesn't give a crap about it.

He lives in East Hyrule for some reason, even though he serves Squadala Man. He hates Morshu's guts, but does whatever Morshu tells him to do, as Squadala Man said this is how it should be. Morshu likes to tell Squadala Knight to beat himself to death, but Squadala Knight is so mad, he shoots Energy Blasts at Morshu. Morshu kicks Squadala Knight for this.

He was last seen on a top secret mission in the Ducky Empire, spying on Ducky. But then he got distracted, and started playing Call of Ducky. It is believed Ducky's agents killed Squadala Knight, but this is unconfirmed. Mr. Humblefloob and Doctor Square have been put in charge of the investigation, but they are too busy playing Mario Kart Arcade GP 2.

He was the only one to suspect that Ducky was one of the Bad People and part of The League of Extraordinary Capitalists, yet nobody listened, 'cause Everybody was too busy playing Call of Ducky: Black Ops.


Squadala Knight is a very powerful warrior, being able to kill 100 fully trained ninja cats in ten seconds, using only a very unique pineapple. He is also capable of leveling a building by bodyslamming it. Squadala Knight has been known to bench press 3 tons, but he might have been cheating, because he does that.