- 4000 BC: Squadala Empire is founded. It was a lot bigger than it is now; it included McDonaldland and Egypt, as well as areas of Africa that are now divided between the Bowser UnWorld Territories, Dragonrealm, the Hillary States of UnAmerica, the Ducky Empire, Loompaland, Legoland, and the Fake 2nd Dimension. It also included the Middle East (now divided between Stania and ISIS), Antarctica (now divided between three countries), a few islands off the coast of Spain (now part of the Goomba Empire), Portugal, Persia, Pen Island, Cybertron (now divided between two countries), an area between what is now Ukraine and what is now Stania (now part of Soviet Russia), Number Island (now ruled by 1234567890), and a few islands off the coast of Number Island (now the X Islands).
- 3050 BC: Egypt founded by ancient guys. Squadala Empire loses land.
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- Squadala Man - Squadala Emperor
- Morshu - Lord of East Hyrule
- Bowser - Emperor of the Bowser Empire and Squadala Man's boss
Here's an old map of the Squadala Empire, where do you wish to go?
In the mid-2010s, a terrorist group called ISIS took over a bunch of the empire's Middle Eastern territories. In early 2018, East Hyrule fell to Ducky. The remaining parts of the empire (to be specific, both Sudans and a few more countries) now comprise the Republic of Donkey Kong Country.