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Squadala Burger is a restaurant chain located in Hyrule, Koridai, and Gamelon. The restaurant was owned by Squadala Man, until Link, once an employee there so he could buy a Play Station from Morshu, was PROMOTED. It was written on the menu that the restraunt only served burgers. That is the reason it FAILed in Gamelon.
One day in 1888, Nobody came in to Squadala Burger and shot Squadala Man for serving "Chucksized" milkshakes, so Link then went on a 12999-second killer rampage, but got away with it because they were all hobos. Squadala Man made a full recovery, despite being shot in the head. Morbid Krabs is an employee here.