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180px-SpongeBob Pretending to be Squidward

Spongebob in his assassin uniform.

SpongeRobert SquarePants
Spongebob

SpongeBob, wearing square pants.

Gender: Male
Hair color: Yellow
Eye color: Blue
Species: Sponge
Home: A Pineapple Under The Sea
Death: Shot by Squidward Tentacles
AKA: SpongeBob StupidPants
Likes: Killing Squidward
Dislikes: Toilets
Education: Flunked out of boating school several million times.
Occupation: Fry cook. (He cooks Squidward)
Known For: Nothing
UnRank: 16
Quotes
Gallery


Cquote1 I'm ready! Cquote2
SpongeBob SquarePants


Cquote1 Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober yeah, You're a Goofy Goober yeah, were all Goofy Goobers yeah, Goofy goofy goofy goobers yeah! Cquote2
Spongebob/Patrick/Goofy Goober
Cquote1 Holy Shrimp!!!! Cquote2
SpongeBob SquarePants


Cquote1 This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is... ADVANCED DARKNESS Cquote2
SpongeBob SquarePants
Cquote1 Awh, Tarter Sauce! Cquote2
SpongeB-Oh whatever, You Get The Point.
Spongebob and Patrick Wtf Moment01:01

Spongebob and Patrick Wtf Moment

Spongebob Nudiepants, heh heh heh, starring the Bikini bottom ghosts.

Spongebob 300 (This is Chocolate)01:46

Spongebob 300 (This is Chocolate)

Your typical SpongeBob SquarePants episode, starring Tom.

Spongebob Squarepants is a squeaky yellow sponge that once lived in the bathroom of George W. Bush. Later, he was flushed away into a city in the sea called Bikini Bottom. Squidward Tentacles was so scared, he crapped out a pineapple house.

Childhoood

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When a hand used him as a spatula when he was 2, he was inspired to fry cook so the patties known as meat minions, were flushed along with a restaurant playset with a label saying, "The Krusty Krab" (however, they confuse it with The Krusty Krap for some worthless reason).

2 season

Spongebob meets Plankton

When Spongebob landed, he flew into a enormous bucket saying the Chum Bucket, formely called the Cum Bucket. He squashed on some little ants that bite huge, you will scratch too much Dandruff off your body and hair.

Job

He works at The Krusty Krab when a weird pirate disguise with pincers were ripped and the spongey dude saw Eugene Harold Armorabs Krabs for the very first time, in fact he saw a hippie for the very first time. He won the WFCW matches. He is also heavyweight fry cook king of 1982-present.

In 1999

Spongebob turned into a kids tv show since local residents of London and the USA found out he was a comedian. Starring Spongebob, Squidward, Patrick, Armorabs Krabs and more...

Today

Spongebob, along with Patrick discovered 4chan, and they joined the 4chan Clan.

One day, Spongebob and Squidward were arguing, but then a being known as Googolplex, leader of the Satanist Empire, said: "BOTH OF YOU SUCK @$$!!!! ESPECIALLY WITH YOU'RE "ARGUING"!!!! SO SHUT THE F*** UP!!!!" right in front of their faces and punched them in the guts.

Rumors

It has been rumored that he is the true villain of the UnWorld. There is much evidence circulating this, such as he becoming a slave for Mr. Krabs and doing whatever his bidding, and his abuse of Squidward. However, whenever you look at the Bane of Kings's temple, you can hear his laugh

Bubble Bass

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Argh!

October, 12th 2:34am 2001, the sponge met the evil, but incredibly stupid fish Bubble Bass. Bubble bass, was there to murder spongebob because he didn't put pickles in his patty, because bubble bass is fatty. the mission failed ( Like in 2 seconds ) making him run off and cry. After this bubble bass had a cruel, horrible rivalry with the yellow idiot, he still hopes to kill spongebob but, always ends up failing, really badly.

on December 31st, 1:09am 4321 or maybe it was 1234 we don't know. Bubble bass died when spongebob hit him with a rock. He fell to the ground with the sponges shadow shinning over. MAN DATS 1 BAD SPONGE!!! Said Squidward, even though it wasn't epic at all. And that is the story of something stupid about a fat fish and a sponge...

Trivia

  • He can fry cook.
  • He has a V shaped Ukulele.
  • Spongebob's so called "Nautical Neighbours" is Squidward.
  • He can destroy Plankton's minions.
  • He is really wearing rectangular pants.
  • He is a sponge. Gee, thanks Captain Obvious!
  • He is working at the Krusty Krab for over 20 years and he is still a kid. WTF!!!

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