Cquote1 I'm SoupCock Porkpie! I'm gonna glue you! Cquote2
SoupCock Porkpie when he sees normal people.
SoupCock Porkpie
SoupCock Porkpie

Gender: Male
Hair color: Black
Eye color: Blue?
Species: Human
Home: NA, but lives in a "Beer Bottle", and is seen most often in 2fort, TF2.
Likes: Gluing people to walls
Dislikes: Being glued
Known For: Gluing all his enemies to walls

SoupCock Porkpie is just as disturbing and scary as Painis Cupcake. Like Painis Cupcake before him, he is a Demoman look-alike that was thrown into the Wa-Machine. He glues people to walls. Speaking of Painis Cupcake, he's allies with him, and both of whom are minions of the Teletubbies.

He is also one of the golden aces of the Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization.

Both Painis Cupcake and SoupCock Porkpie had their DNA's applied to a Scout look-alike to make Ass Pancakes.

Like Painis Cupcake before him, he is a fanboy of the Teletubbies, but he wants to join their army while Painis Cupcake is part of their army.

Eventually, he, Painis Cupcake, Ass Pancakes, and all their friends and enemies were forced to team up to defeat This is Bob, who is immensely powerful.

Then he threw a party after This is Bob left the solar system, but then he and the others were forced to team up even more in order to defeat the NEW ultimate threat known as The Final Boss of the Internet.

SoupCock Porkpie Glues Someone

SoupCock Porkpie Glues Someone

A generic encounter with SoupCock Porkpie.