I'm SoupCock Porkpie! I'm gonna glue you! SoupCock Porkpie when he sees normal people.
SoupCock Porkpie is a really freaky guy who is just as disturbing and scary as Painis Cupcake. Like Painis Cupcake before him, he is a Demoman look-alike that was thrown into the Wa-Machine. He glues people to walls. Speaking of Painis Cupcake, he's allies with him, and both of whom are minions of the Teletubbies.
Both Painis Cupcake and SoupCock Porkpie had their DNA's applied to a Scout look-alike to make Ass Pancakes.
Like Painis Cupcake before him, he is a fanboy of the Teletubbies, but he wants to join their army while Painis Cupcake is part of their army. He is also friends with Ass Pancakes.
He is also enemies with both Seeman and Dic Soupcan.
He also once made Soup unpopular.
TEAM FORTRESS | |
TF2 guys | Scout - Soldier - Pyro - Demoman - Heavy Weapons Guy - Engineer - Medic - Sniper - Spy - Madcap - The Administrator - Spycrabs - Mario - Himiko Toga |
TFC guys | Medic |
Items | Sandvich - Jarate - Respawn Machine |
Shames | Team Fortress Classic - Team Fortress 2 |
Freaks | 4chan Sniper - Ass Pancakes - Dr. Large - Emesis Blue - Human Sentry Buster - Major Crits - Ninja Spy - Painis Cupcake - Piss Cakehole - RubberFruit - Scunt - SoupCock Porkpie - Space Marine Soldier - The Candyman - Vagineer - Heevee Weapons Geegee |