Sony Logo

The logo for Sony with the 3rd slogan.

Sony is a company that makes shames. It is not as popular as other companies, but it brings in money anyways.

Sony was founded in 1954 by Spyro. Spyro put himself in many shames, because who doesn't like playing as purple dragons? Spyro was very popular at first, but as time went by, people stopped liking the shames.

The Vice President of Sony, Crash Bandicoot, was tired of this. In 1968, he started the Sony Civil War. They fought for several years, until Crash finally murdered Spyro, and took over Sony. Sackboy then joined 5 seconds later. In honor of Spyro's memory, Sony continued to make Spyro shames occasionally.

Crash Bandicoot and Sackboy led Sony exactly how Spyro did, except Crash was on everything and Sackboy can't do shet.

Shaming Systems

The Mottos

  1. Prepare To Fly. (changed because of 9/11)
  2. Yes You Can (changed because Windows XP bought the slogan rights)
  3. We Rock Hard (changed because of Cocaine Man)
  4. Make Belive (fakeness problem)
  5. Balloon Soar High (Balloon Boy attack / inflation fetish)
  6. I'm A Banana! ([censored] plaintain problem)
  7. Don't Mess With Our Halos (black angels were created)
  8. Change Your World

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