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Not to be confused with the pointless shame.

Sonic (b. October 31, 1978) is a blue hedgehog, and the fastest creature in existence. He can run at several thousand miles per hour, and his legs almost never fall off while he is running. Sonic is also the mascot of SEGA and the dictatorial leader of the Sonic Islands. He steals rings from other people just to give them to Amy so they can have a date.

History

Early Life

Sonic was born on a small island that Nobody really knows about in 1978. He grew up in a small field where a farmer named Red Joe grew his Piranha Plants. This farmer liked hedgehogs, especially when they would shoot spikes all over his face. Some even say he would secretly feed Sonic as a baby. Sonic lived here because his mother was a hippie, so she moved to Mars so she could know what the word peace actually meant (even though Mars is a warrior planet). His father was actually Dr. Eggman, but he didn't know that.

Sonic grew up on this farm, even beginning to call Red Joe "mama". He only did this once because Red smacked him for doing it. But one day, Dr. Eggman came in, and burned down the island. Sonic went hero, and attacked Eggman, taking him down. This started Sonic's rivalry with the Robotnik Family and made him popular with the people on the island.

SEGA and Taking Power

For more, see his shames.

Sonic's popularity skyrocketed even further when SEGA found him, and began to make Sonic the Hedgehog shames of him. Sonic's shames became so popular, they were able to compete with Mario's shames for several years. However, Sonic's stench was so strong, it actually went through the screen, so it took a while for Sonic's shames to catch on.

Sonic eventually realized just how much potential he had. At only 16 years old, he became president of his home-island. He ruled for about three minutes before he passed a law that made him emperor, and Everybody liked that idea. Sonic was officially a world leader.

Sonic was not satisfied. Though he is a good guy (most of the time), he was power-hungry just like everybody else. He secretly gathered his army (consisting of small mammals and birds), and showed everybody exactly what he was doing by broadcasting it on TV. He conquered surrounding islands until he owned every Southern Pacific island.

Near Death

Sonic with Chilidogs

Sonic, after catching sight of his precious chilidogs

Sonic led his empire through the Videogame War, and is considered one of the greatest leaders of all time (he was actually terrible, but we're trying to make him feel good about himself). Sonic's last stand was against one of the undefeatables, Marx. Sonic was so fast, he was able to hold his own against Marx for about three seconds before Marx Shoop da Whooped him! Sonic was burned to a crisp.

Many believe Sonic to be dead, and there was even a shame called Bye Bye Sonic made specifically for his death. But this is wrong. Sonic is actually still alive, but he is on a life support system and has to take hundreds of Shawts a day just to stay alive. He is believed to make a full recovery in about one million years. SONIC CAN'T RUN FOR A MILLION YEARS!

Silver

In the future, Sonic turns into Silver because Napoleon Bonaparte is an idiot. Silver then acts like a cooler version of Sonic. Silver then travels back in time, and works with Sonic, not realizing they are the same person. He was last seen in the present acting as an envoy to the (semi) powerful Ducky Empire during the 2nd Ducky War.

Powers

Sonic is the fastest creature alive. If you actually read the entire page, then you would already know he could travel exactly 121,486 MPH. If you didn't see that, you obviously didn't read the entire page. He is very fast.

He also has spines running along his back, and he can poke people with them. He can make them fluffy instead of sharp, but he always forgets, and then accidentally stabs himself while running. He can also shoot the spines, but they are homing devices that always target Tails.

Sonic also has a weak yet existent ability to control some humans. This is one of the reasons he took power so easily, and tends to get whatever he wants. Alas, Tails is immune to this for some reason, so Sonic is stuck with him.

Sonic can also turn into many alternate forms. Nobody knows how many there are, but there are a lot. Whenever Sonic thinks he is not epic enough, he will turn into one of these forms, and then annihilate whatever problem he is up against. His most common form is Super Sonic, but there are many others. There are so many others, it's almost kind of pathetic.

Sonic also has the ability to curl up into a ball.

Trivia

  • He is one of the evil masterminds of the Brawl of the Consoles.
  • Mario and Sonic dukes it out once 10 years after the Videogame War.
  • Like the Mario series, Sonic also has a lot of bad shames.
  • He actually hates Tails more than he hates everyone in the Robotnik Family combined.

Sub-pages

「/」Sonic the Hedgehog「/」
「/」Sonics 「/」
「/」Knuckles 「/」
「/」Other Guys 「/」
「/」Places 「/」
Sonic IslandsMobius
「/」Events 「/」
「/」Robotnik's Servants 「/」
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