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Sole Witness

Upon watching the battle.

The Sole Witness of The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (we're going to call him Dude just because) was the sole witness of The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. There is nothing else notable about this man in any way. He doesn't have a job, family, or life. The only thing he ever did was watch The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

History[]

Dude was born somewhere in the UnWorld at some time before The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. He grew up as a total Nobody that Nobody knew about. A bunch of stuff happened, and then The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny happened. He just happened to be the last one hanging in Tokyo city at the time, so he saw the whole thing.

He watched for a hundred years as the showdown raged on. He just stood there and watched. As the battle got more intense, Dude's sanity began to slip. By the end of the battle, he had totally lost it. He is now locked in some madhouse.

Trivia[]

  • Since the winner of The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny killed himself, Dude is technically the winner.
  • Dude does have a real name. However, the UnAnything Team does not know what it is, nor does it care.
  • {[{NEW DATA COLLECTED}]} His name is James Oglethorpe, also known as the founder of Georgia.

NEW DATA COLLECTED[]

Anonymous found some new data about this man and put it below.

James Oglethorpe is a dude who for some undisclosed reason founded the state of Georgia in 1733. It was a debtors haven, so all of those stupid people who owe trillions can just not pay it. Saul Goodman was born here and Bill Nye the Russian Spy also asploded here. He respawned. James Oglethorpe is also the Sole Witness of the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. WoW. Anyways, James then moved to the Nether because he could. That is basically James Oglethorpe for ya!

Timeline:[]

1596. Born. He decides to watch The Ultimate of Ultimate Destiny for a hundred years.

1699. Tries to blow up the UnDefeatable palace; dies and respawns.

1709. Gets involved in politics

1715. Almost gets murdered by Duo because he forgot to do his Spanish, so he must vanish; Trio saves him, and then murders him for forgetting his French lessons.

1731. Tries to become an UnDefeatable; fails

1733. Founds UnGeorgia

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