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Satoru Iwata is the fourth and current president of Nintendo. He is responsible for defining the world domination plot of the Shamecube in 2001, both before and during its release for destruction. He is named by some guy's Magazine as one of the world's worst CEOs, reasons being the Wii, his mind-controlling game, and for increasing the confidence of Nintendo's vision as ruler of the world.

Biography

Iwata was born in an environment in Japan where computer programming was the best thing in the world. He often expressed obsession in the creation of shames early on, shown in his high school years when he produced electronic video games at home, most of which are either a piece of poo or extremely violent. The several extremely crude video games he made were made by a cheap electronic calculator and were shared to his schoolmates and such.

Education

Iwata went to "Bucket Bay High School" where he sucked at every subject except for computer science and any other things related to it. Following the dark years of high school, he was admitted in the prestigious Tokyo Institute of Technology and other such Gizmos and Gadgets. With an environment to allow Iwata's technical expertise and passion for video games to be recognized, he was hired as a part-time worker for Laboratory, Inc.

Laboratory, Incorporated

In 1943, actually 1942, after barely passing college, Iwata was recruited by Laboratory Inc. for a full time position. He did many things for the company's software production. The games he helped create include Earthbouncer and the Kirby and Furby series, which all had a moderate success. Iwata was eventually fired for being so helpful to their business. However, 17 minutes later HEL Laboratory Inc. realized their crappy mistake and made Iwata president in 1943. Iwata often aided Nintendo in the most meticulous moments and ignored them on a major crisis, much to the disgust of everyone.

Nintendo

In the fabled year 1943, Iwata took the position as something in the planning division of Nintendo. When the previous president, whose name isn't important retired, Satoru Iwata replaced him. This makes Satoru Iwata the first Nintendo president to not have the same face as the previous presidents. It is rumored that Iwata still helps Laboratory Inc. by drawing simple pictures, but it is definitely agreed that the rumor is false. His latest invention is the Nintendo 2DS, which is just the Nintendo 3DS mixed with a Wii U gamepad.

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