|Home:||Santa's Workshop, under the Arctic Ocean|
|Education:||42 million years of present delivery|
|Occupation:||Delivering lotsa presents, destroying EEEEEEEEVIIIILLLLLLLL|
|Known For:||Youtubing, possibly being Pedobear's Dad, liking FiM|
Santa Claus was created by Jesus so kids would care about his birthday. Jesus then created elves to do all of Santa's biddings. Santa built his workshop from nearly pure, soldified hydrogen oxide. In 1356, it was becoming harder for him to deliver Christmas presents, so he made a sleigh that ran on nitrous and rockets. He installed Jarvis in his sleigh to assist him while delivering lame presents for kids. In 1523, he built a larger factory make more toys for mid evil brats. In 1926, Santa was hit hard by the great depression, and lost lotsa money. Today he is suffering from the lack off kids believing in him.
SO YOU STUPID KIDS BETTER BELIEVE IN SANTA, OR ELSE HE WILL DIE!
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