Porky Minch is a guy that likes trolling and is very fat and eats Bombs for lunch and is also known as Pokey if you play Jerkbound. Porky likes trolling in any places, a toilet, a peaceful town, a place that shows famous poop, you name it! Fer some reason he got a TV show but i'm to lazy to put it here,So go here.
Gaben's Worth The Weight contest's statusEdit
Porky is ranked 1# mostly in the challenges due to a FAT LEVEL of OVER 9000!!! Sometimes hes ranked 2# being beaten by Doc Mcstuffins.
Porky and the SUPER SAFE THINGY-MABOBEdit
Porky was trapped in the SUPER SAFE THINGY MABOB in year 5746 on planet "JerkWorld." he is in there because he stumbled upon Wheatley's Lair and Wheatley trapped in in the SUPER SAFE THINGY MABOB. Afterwards, LUcas went to give his beautiful brother a hug, because he loves what porky did to his face.