Porky Minch is a guy that likes trolling, is very fat, eats Bombs for lunch, and is also known as Pokey if you play Jerkbound. Porky likes trolling in any places, a toilet, a peaceful town, a place that shows famous poop, you name it! For some reason he has a TV show but i'm to lazy to put it here, so go here.
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Porky and the SUPER SAFE THINGY-MABOB
Porky was trapped in the SUPER SAFE THINGY MABOB in the year 5746 on a planet called "JerkWorld." he is in there because he stumbled upon Wheatley's Lair and Wheatley trapped in in the SUPER SAFE THINGY MABOB. After getting the news, Lucas went to give his beautiful brother a hug, because he loves what Porky did to his face.
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