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Poland is an epic contry in Europe that is ruled by Po (And Megatron via the Polish Split).
It is very well known for its appreciation with North Hyrule and hatred of the Mushroom Kingdom. Poland is the only place in the UnWorld you can find a portal to Teletubby Land. It was destroyed durring the Twenty Seven Day Battle of Epicness, but Po ordered every man, woman and child to rebuild his empire so it was finished within a few weeks. The capital of Poland is Pokyo (also known as Warsaw), which is the birth place of the evil Pokémon.
During the Poilish Split, 2,999 years later in 5015, it was split into two sections, a Fascist portion led by Po (West Poland), and a Communist portion led by Megatron (East Poland). After the split, Pokyo became known as Warsaw, and became the capital of East Poland (The nation led by Megatron), and Wroclaw became the capital of West Poland (The nation led by Po).
Po, the ORIGINAL dictator of Poland, but later became the dictator of West Poland thanks to the Polish Split, which divided Poland into West and Eastern sections.
Etymology
Poland was named by Po. She wanted to make a nation completely dedicated to herself, so she named it Poland.
History
Poland used to be a land full of green grass and beautiful trees, but nobody liked that kind of stuff back then, and the last person who invaded it started a war, so Nobody wanted the land. So, Po, wanting her own country, claimed it for herself in 2012. Then she got a lot of nukes and nuked the land into the barren desert we know today.
In 5015, it was split into two sections, a Nazi portion led by Po (West Poland), and a Communist portion led by Megatron (East Poland).
It was then reunified after Galvatron made a treaty with Po and told him he's ruling his nation in Japan rather than Poland, and so then the absolute monarchy was restored in Poland.
Politics
Poland has an absolute monarchy and Po is the absolute leader. If you question her, your head comes off. In Poland, there are two types of people: Po and the Teletubbies (Absolute Power!!!!!) and Peasants (N00bs). Po and the Teletubbies have absolute power and Peasants do all of the work and don't get paid.
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