It is very well known for its appreciation with North Hyrule and hatred of the Mushroom Kingdom. Poland is the only place in the UnWorld you can find a portal to Teletubby Land. It was destroyed durring the Twenty Seven Day Battle of Epicness, but Po ordered every man, woman and child to rebuild his empire so it was finished within a few weeks. The capital of Poland is Pokyo (also known as Warsaw), which is the birth place of the evil Pokémon.
During the Poilish Split, 2,999 years later in 5015, it was split into two sections, a Fascist portion led by Po (West Poland), and a Communist portion led by Megatron (East Poland). After the split, Pokyo literally became known as Warsaw, and became the capital of East Poland (The nation led by Megatron), and Wroclaw became the capital of West Poland (The nation led by Po).
Results of the Polish Split right here:
Poland was named by Po. She wanted to make a nation completely dedicated to herself, so she named it Poland.
Poland used to be a land full of green grass and beautiful trees, but nobody liked that kind of stuff back then, so Nobody wanted the land. So, Po, wanting her own country, claimed it for herself. Then she got a lot of nukes and nuked the land into the barren desert we know today, it was deserved in 2016.
Poland has an absolute monarchy and Po is the absolute leader. If you question her, your head comes off. In Poland, there are two types of people: Po and the Teletubbies (Absolute Power!!!!!) and Peasants (N00bs). Po and the Teletubbies have absolute power and Peasants do all of the work and don't get paid.
West Poland is still a fascist dictatorship, though East Poland is a communist dictatorship. Both countries were forced to team up in order to defeat This is Bob.