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Magikarp

Bow before your unconquered king.

Pokémon are strange, mutated creatures that sometimes roam the UnWorld. They were created by mad scientists in Warsaw back during who knows when (when Warsaw was called Pokyo), and now they hide in weird places (usually moderately tall grass), ready to attack anyone they see. They are very violent creatures, and it is believed they were bred for combat.[needs to be verified] The leader of all Pokémon is Ash's Pikachu.

Pokémon generally come from one of three categories: Stupid Pokémon, Very Stupid Pokémon, and EXTREMELY Stupid Pokémon. Some are actually awesome, but this is so rare, it has only occurred once.

These are the known Pokémon that exist.

Shames[]

Main[]

  • Bed, Poo, Bean and Mellow
  • Bold, Milver and Bristle
  • Oopy, Passmire and Smellsold
  • Admire Bed and Steep Bean
  • Dying, Girl and Pluto
  • Fart Bold and Bowl Milver
  • Back and Bite
  • Back Moo and Bite Moo
  • Sex and Die
  • Shun and Goon
  • Ugly Shun and Ugly Goon
  • Vets Show Pick Achoo and Vets Show Peeve
  • Sore and Heel
  • Diligent Dying and Whining Girl
  • Pokemon Edge In: Arceus
  • Pokemon Solid and Violin
  • Pokemon Scar Lite and Violent
  • PETA Pokémon (not an official shame, created by PETA as propaganda)

Pokémon No[]

Main Article: Pokémon No

Pokémon No is a shame about these things for mobile devices. Despite the fact that there are over 700 Pokémon, this shame only features the EXTREMELY Stupid Pokémon and a few others that are just in there because they're popular. Even some of the Pokémon themselves hate this game, including Obamasnow. It was created only to get Super Fat people to go outside and get some exercise, but somehow, skinny and slightly plump people discovered the shame and started to play it. Even Pokémon haters play it. The game ENSLAVED people to become Pokémon trainers. Now, the shame kills the brain cells of thousands of people daily and causes them to become as stupid as the Pokémon themselves on their quest to "catch" them, EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE JUST IMAGES ON MOBILE DEVICES in this shame. People do stupid things they wouldn't have done normally thanks to Pokémon Go. You probably play Pokémon No, and we are turning stupid thanks to it.

Research shows that after playing Pokémon No for 24 1/2 days, all your brain cells will be lost. So, do us a favor, please: don't play Pokémon No.

Pokémon Gun[]

Pokémon Gun is a spin-off of the Pokémon shames, which is about violent 3D shames where you play as Pikachu and shoot lots of Pokémon for reasons.

  • Pokémon Gun
  • Pokémon Gun 2

Generations[]

There are nine known generations of Pokémon shames.

  1. The Original Generation
  2. The Original Generation 2
  3. The Gemstone Generation
  4. The Gemstone Generation 2
  5. The PETA Generation
  6. The Letter Generation
  7. The SUS MUM Generation (stands for Sun Ultra Sun Moon Ultra Moon for those with no sense of humor)
  8. The Weaponry Generation
  9. The Original Generation 3
「/」Pokémon「/」
「/」Player characters 「/」
Ash Ketchum - Leaf - Chase - Elaine - Ethan - Kris - Lyra - Brendan - May - Leonardo DiCaprio - Dawn - Hilbert - Hilda - Nate - Rosa - Calem - Serena - Elio - Sailor Saturn - Vicky - Scottish Pokemon Trainer - Reimu Hakurei - AkaRed
「/」Pokegirls 「/」
Misty - May - Dawn - Iris - Serena - Lillie - Chloe
「/」Team Rocket 「/」
The Poker - Rokit - Meowth - Buzz Lightyear - Mario Head - Wario - Waluigi - Brock - Mega Man - Swiper
「/」Team Plasma 「/」
N - Ghetsis - Grover - Brody Foxx - Ron - Z - Giant Poop Koopa - Ryu - Colress - Shadow - Earthworm Jim
「/」Spanish Armarda 「/」
Phillip II - Mary I - Katy - Brassius - Iono - Kofu - Larry - Ryme - Tulip - Grusha - Rika - Poppy Lovegood - Hassel - Geeta
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