|Pen "Ugly" Guin|
He's SO pretty!
|Eye color:||He has a monocle!|
|Species:|| 25% Human|
|Death:||Killed by drowning (how ironic)|
|AKA:||Fat Water Guy|
|Likes:||A life time supply of fish|
|Education:||Taught in the art of ugly|
|Known For:||Being a weak villain|
Pen Guin is a man who did not understand the fundamentals of life. Or quantum physics, but Nobody understands quantum physics. He was once a sewer man, but then became a hero! But then again, all heroes must fall...
Pen Guin was born to the most wealthy family in Possum City besides the Pains themselves. The Guins were great people, descended from royalty. However, being descended from royalty, they were automatically selfish and snobby. In fact, their family was the most self-centered and most hated family in Possum City. They were hated even more than the mob families.
When born, Pen Guin was normal. All except for one slight problem. Instead of hands, he was born with these weird claw/flipper things. We're not really sure what they are. It was soon revealed that Mr. Guin was once a fishman, and this caused the mutation. Trying to hide his past, Mr. Guin took the baby, and gave him to the sewer penguins, because there are sewer penguins in Possum City for some reason.
Pen grew up with the penguins in North Pole. They taught him all necessary life-skills. He knew how to catch fish, waddle, slide on his belly, and most importantly of all, the penguins taught him how to operate a semi-automatic rifle. This would eventually reflect in his unique attacking patterns as a villain.
Possum City's Hero and Death
When Pen was 43 and a half, tragedy occurred. The mayor's son had been kidnapped! Pen Guin had stolen the son, as there's no way he'd ever get one of his own. He then realized the boy was the mayor's son, and returned him. He was crowned a hero throughout Possum City.
Only one man saw through the bird-man's disguise. This man was Fatman. Fatman decided to solve this problem by sitting on Pen Guin. Things went a little nuts, Pen Guin robbed a bank, he got sat on, and then he drowned in his own blood.
Pen Guin's life was documented in the movie Fatman 7: Enough Fatman Movies. Of course, everybody hated the Fatman Movies, so this was just an insult to Pen Guin's memory. There is also a statue of him in the sewer, built by the penguins. He respawned, but Nobody knew until he revealed himself. The sewer penguins were overjoyed, and invaded Pittsburgh and Canada.
Fatman comic appearances
- The Fattest Continent
- He is one of the villains shown on Possum ANNK. He is seen, along with another loser, in the coldest Ice Wasteland.
|Fatman and Related Nonsense|
|Fatman - Fat Robin - Fatgirl - Fat Hound - Bitewing - Officer Weirdo|
|Not So Good Guys|
|The Poker - Cat Lady - Calendar Man - Poo Face - Bane of Losers - Creepy Mask Man - Pile of Goo - Croc Head - Anti Fatman - Man Fat - Mr. Cold - Pen Guin - The Guy Who Asks Too Many Questions|
|Fatmobile - Fatplane - Fatboat - Fatarang - Fatcave - Possum City - Super Fat - Fatman Theme Song|
|Fatman: The Movie - Fatman 2: Return of the Fatman - Fatman 3 - Fatman 4: Yet Another Fatman Movie - Fatman 5: Get a Life - Fatman 6: Seriously? - Fatman 7: Enough Fatman Movies - Fatman 8: I Hate Fatman|
|Fatman: The Shame - Fatman: The Shame 2: Really? - Fatman: The Shame 3: We Aren't Going to Tolerate This - Calendar Man`s Shame - Fatman Advance - Fatman Advance 2 - Fatman Advance 3|
|Fatman: The Show|