Numberjacks (scientific name Arbor sectionis numeris) are numbers with faces who go around town and fuck up stuff. They also are dealing with guys that fix the stuff they fuck up. They have a show about them on CBeebies, but nobody watches it because they suck.
They are also known as 0123456789, and are the rivals of 1234567890.
Numberjacks[]
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Meanies[]
These skrubs go around town and do good things.
- Puzzler: Some weird sphere that looks like a head/All of the Numberjacks want him dead.
- Problem Blob: A slime that took one too many laxatives. Also has an eye on a stalk inside its mouth. Probably constitutes its own phylum. King K. Rool's little brother.
- The Numbertaker: some psycho who has vacuum sleeves to steal numbers (but not letters).
- Shape Japer: What we don't know is what this abomination truly is or why it exists, but what we do know is that it goes around laughing, shapeshifting, and, on some occasions, squaredancing.
- Spooky Spoon: An incredibly rude spoon that tries to PWN everyone and fails in the process. Likes peppers, because 90% of the time she's jalapeño cameraguy's face. Killed by a Canada Goose in one episode. People also use Spooky Spoon to eat ice cream. Is useless for liquids because she's hollow.
- Flowey the Flower: WAIT HOW DID HE GET HERE
- WaSurge: A random guy who eats Problem Blob's plutonium-powered Thinking Putty™ and throws random things into the Wa-Machine.
- Wario: Some fatass who loves coins. He also fused with the Puzzler and became the Wario Apparition once.
- Vibri: A vector rabbit thing who likes going for walks.
- King K. Rool: The leader of the Kremlings, he uses the King K. Rool Cannon to suck things up.
- Pedo Bear: Likes little girls. Only appeared on the set because there were children in the single-digit age range. Tries to do bad things but always gets attacked by an Amogus-look-a-like clown.
Cast[]
Due to a lack of chromosomes, the Numberjacks are both Stupid and have no vocal cords, so they can't talk. Instead, they lip sync to the voices of these guys:
- Donkey Kong as (an absolute) Zero
- Beanos as One
- Z as Two
- A random child we found in Canada as Three
- Beanebula as Four
- Laura Maasland as Five
- Wario with a voice changer as Six
- Grand Dad as Seven
- The concept of Monday as Eight
- Grand Dad (again) as Nine
Numberjacks episodes (they're all bad)[]
- Hero the Zero: 0 deletes all the chickens, but that was a good thing because the chickens were evil.
- QUICK SAY SOMETHING RANDOM: The numberjacks get ebola and 2 says "QUICK SAY SOMETHING RANDOM!!!" They all end up accidentally performing a ritual to summon the Puzzler, who also gets ebola.
- Discordant Discord: Numberjack 6 and Numberjack 9 post bad images in general channels. Crossover with Teletubbies and Tierboskat’s Untitled Television Series.
- Marvel-ass: War Machine kills all of the Numberjacks after mistaking One for Thanos.
- Birth of Beanos: The Medic clones One a few too many times.
- Enter Beanoid: Beanos and the Numberjacks see that the 1234567890 gang has teamed up with Beanoid, Beanoid eats the Numberjacks and get shat out into the seas of Number Island.
- ckpookglfcxvkos: 8 teams up with Chuck Norris's family to spin the Numbertaker fast enough that he ceases to exist. First appearance of Flowey.
- WaWaWaWaWa!: The Numberjacks find the Wa-Machine and then they shove the Puzzler into the machine, and then it malfunctions, explodes, and in the process, creates OVER 9000 clones of the Problem Blob. First appearance of Wario and WaSurge.
- The Dreaded Ligma: WaSurge eats too much Problem Slime and then gets ligma. Then, Wario summons the Problem Blob and then everyone gets ligma.
- Among Us: The Numberjacks play Among Us! But then, the Problem Blob shows up and turns into King K. Rool. (who is also a new meanie introduced.)
- Blocks, Loops, Pits and Waves: The Numberjacks are doing random things, but all of a sudden, Steve from Minecraft shows up, and sends them into Music World! Here, they meet a vector rabbit named Vibri, who teaches the Numberjacks (and Steve) how to play Vib-Ribbon. However she gets mad and tries to kill them because they suck at it. From this point onward, Vibri became a recurring meanie.