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Nintendus County High is the prestigious high school where most Nintendo (and in some cases, SEGA, Capcom, Konami, Hudson Soft, and Team Shanghai Alice) characters go to. It was established in 1977, but not opened to the public until 1982. Some plots of Nintendo and SEGA shames have stemmed from here.

Plots Started Here[]

Super Mario Land[]

In 1988, Princess Daisy arrived from Sarasaland, a town near the school, as an exchange student. She was pretty popular and almost everyone liked her. Sometime later that year, Tatanga arrived as an exchange student. He wasn't liked by that many people. (In the computer tech class, he created an unspeakable horror ported to the PlayStation ten years later under the name of "Play with the Teletubbies".) He wanted to date Daisy, but Daisy kept turning him down. So when Daisy returned to Sarasaland for the summer of the following year, Tatanga decided "Well, I'll kidnap Daisy to marry her! And all the citizens won't notice because I'll brainwash them!" The plan worked, and Mario stopped him a bit too late. After Mario rescued Daisy, she and Tatanga got a divorce. In 1994, a fellow classmate named Katsini came out to Tatanga and offered to date him. Tatanga accepted and went gay.

Sonic Labyrinth[]

On the last day of school in 1995, Sonic was confronted by Amy, Sally, Mina, Fox, and Wolf. They wanted to know if Sonic could take on Dr. Robotnik without his speed. The five of them bugged Sonic until he accepted their wager. However, he pretended to forget about it (and then actually did) until one day when he put on his slip-on shoes and found out they had been replaced with "Slow-Down Boots". He then did, well, what his classmates wanted him to do. When he went back to school in September, he yelled at them.

Pokemon Platinum[]

Dawn Hikari came to the school in 2009. Due to being called "Giratina", Dawn decided to get a Pokemon of her own and try to find Giratina.

There's more, but I am currently too lazy to list it all.

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During the goth-punk alt rock craze of 1993, Princess Peach went to school dressed like this.

Other Notable Stuff[]

  • Cyber-Dee went here, but not as a student: he was on a secret mission to research the school due to its prestigious reputation, in order to gauge the potential of the smartest, toughest, and generally most elite students (Marx, Amy Rose, and Sanae Kochiya were these students). This is when Cyber-Dee first met Marx and (possibly) traveled back in time with him to join the Upper Counsel of Undefeatables.
  • Kikuri attacked the school in 1996. She was defeated by Fox, N, and Bass. All were bored.
  • Never Say "Holero" was written here by Bomberman, Kirby, and N when they were bored in math class one winter of 1997.
  • As noted above, Tatanga created Play with the Teletubbies during computer tech class in the spring of 1988. He later said he was sorry for making it.
  • Amy, Sally, and Mina once sang for the school rock band. Peach was on lead vocals and played electric guitar in 1993.
  • During English class in the fall of 1993, Fox McCloud wrote a short poem about himself, "I am a Fox from Outer Space". He got an A+ on it.
  • Wolf couldn't let Fox do anything during the autumn of 1997, thus angering Fox beyond belief. This was shortly before the Holero incident.
  • Lance Bean went here before joining the Army (and, later, the Contra Force) in his senior year. He ran away after his graduation.
    • And that other Lance, the Pokemon Champion, also went here.
  • N wanted to close his eyes here during the spring of 2010. He soon learned that this was a bad idea, as he kept bumping into things.
  • In the summer of 2007, there was a substitute teacher in Science class, and N showed the rest of his classmates "2 Girls, 1 Cup". Cirno almost puked on Alice's dress.
  • Wadaisy and Wapeach fought Peach and Daisy on the schoolyard in the spring of 2001.
  • Fox and Falco said this to Bomberman in 1999: "Oh no! He's going to throw cupcakes at us and hug us to death!"
    • They later put him in a BabyBjorn.
  • A famous conversation occurred here in 1991. Tatanga said, "YO TEACH! IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT THE CLASS TRIP TO DISNEY WORLD?" The teacher replied, "I thought you were supposed to fund it, Tatanga." Tatanga told him, "Walt Disney stole my fucking wallet! FUCK YOU, DISNEY!" He was almost sent to the principal's office for swearing.
  • Year one had the class joined by Nadeko Sengoku. She was with Mario, Luigi, Pauline, and Donkey Kong Jr.
  • The class yearbook from 1994 had been distributed through many classmates's homes, scribbling on photos captions that described the student. For example, Peach had "ALWAYS GETS KIDNAPPED BUT MADE A GREAT GOTH ROCKER LAST YEAR", Daisy had "MADE A GOOD WIFE IN 1989", Tatanga had "IS NOW GAY", Kirby had "MOST BADASS ADORABLE", and Mario had "MOST LIKEABLE".
  • Many events took place on the schoolyard, such as the Boys vs. Girls Tug-of-War Contest in 1992.
    • Tatanga and Katsini came out to everyone on the yard in 1994.
      • This is also where Peach announced she was going goth in 1993.
  • This was where Reimu asked Bass out in the summer of 1997. She later got laid by him.
  • Peppy and Slippy became gay in 1997.
  • In September 2002, a boombox playing "Last Time Lover" by the Spice Girls was mysteriously placed in the schoolyard.
  • Dora the Explorer attacked the school in 2000. Kirby fired the clothes cannon at her and all was well.
    • Shulk also used the clothes cannon in November 2012. The reason is unknown.
  • Spike Spiegel attended school here in March 2005. He stayed until summer 2006.
  • Meta Knight actually almost killed Kirby once on the schoolyard in 1996.
  • Simon Belmont went here in the fall of 1986 as a transfer student. He did not last a week. The reason for quitting was that his parents Sonia and Trevor were not going to send him to a crazy school like this, especially considering what happened during Simon's formative years at both the nursery and the so-called Christian school.
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