Monorail Cat is a cat that thinks he is a monorail. This is because of his sickness This Person Thinks He Or She Is A Monorail. He often does monorail stuff.
He has many adventures. One is where he drives like a monorail. One is where he took Chuckles the Cheat to Hotel Mario. Also, he had an adventure that showed him that he had magic powers. He then hit his head, and forgot. He went on exactly 673.4135 other adventures, but we don't need to go into that, as you will suffer Bored to Death.
There is something else. He is a cat. I sure hope you figured that one out already. Now, how about we look at something Monorail cat did:
911: This is 911, what's your emergency?
Monorail Cat: A cat broke into my mirror!
911: What's he doing?
Monorail Cat: He's copying me!
911 response hangs up.
Monorail Cat: Hello? Hello?! I guess I'm on my own.
Monorail Cat attacks his reflection.