Master Chief iz wai 2 EP1C 4 U 2 Handul!!!
|Eye color:||Visor Vision!|
|Species:|| Human (formerly)|
|Home:||Space (ALIEN space!)|
|Death:||Killed by faulty grenade, but respawned|
|Likes:||Waking up to GO KILL ALIENS!|
|Dislikes:||Out of ammo|
|Education:||80 years of military training|
|Known For:||Blowing brains out of aliens|
Master Chief is the greatest human who ever lived, and goes into the battlefield, slaying monster after alien. His first shame was Duck Hunt, in which he uses a Sniper Rifle to kill them ducks! Master Chief was also a part of Brawl of the Consoles, until he killed Spider-Man. Master Chief then attended a Halo convention, and met Master Hand.
Master Chief served in the UUNSC for his entire life. He was killed during the Showdown at High Noon when Superman removed his limbs, causing him to bleed to death. Of course, he only feigned death, somehow pulled out a rocket launcher without arms and made it all the way to the UnRank Scales where Happycat was being measured. Both stood against the Forces of the UnUniverse, being admitted into the Undefeatables.
- Duck Hunt
- Super Duck Hunt
- Halo: Combat UnEvolved
- Halo 2
- Halo The Third
- Resident Evil in Space
- Halo 4ever
- Halo 5ever
- Halo: Outta Reach (cameo apperance)
- Undefeatables: The Shame
Master chief has the super human ability to BLOW THE S*** OUT OF EVERY ALIEN CREATURE HE SEES! He does this by hacking away at them with his Energy Sword, creating boom booms with his Rocket Launcher, blowing brains out with his Shotgun and... wait for it... wait for it... THE SPARTAN LASER! And that's not all... HE HAS TELEKINESISSSZZSZ!??!?! THE ABILITY TO MOVE THING'S WITH HIS MIND!
As of 5060, we discovered he now has removable limbs.
- He deeply hates aliens!