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Master Chief
Master Chief

Master Chief iz wai 2 EP1C 4 U 2 Handul!!!

Gender: Male
Hair color: Helmet-Hair
Eye color: Visor Vision!
Species: Human (formerly)
Evil Cyborg
Home: Space (ALIEN space!)
Death: Killed by faulty grenade
AKA: Master Awesome
Likes: Waking up to GO KILL ALIENS!
Dislikes: Out of ammo
Education: 80 years of military training
Occupation: Super Soldier
Known For: Blowing brains out of aliens
UnRank: 8,000,000,000

Cquote1 Another bomb has been planted!? SERIOUSLY!? Aw, s***! Cquote2
Master Chief
His average nightmare.
He was awake that time.

Master Chief is the greatest human who ever lived, and goes into the battlefield, slaying monster after alien. His first shame was Duck Hunt, in which he uses a Sniper Rifle to kill them ducks! Master Chief was aslo a part of Brawl of the Consoles, until he killed Spider-Man. Master Chief then attended a Halo convention, and met Master Hand.

Master Chief served in the UUNSC for his entire life. He was killed during the Showdown at High Noon when Superman removed his limbs, causing him to bleed to death.



Master chief has the super human ability to BLOW THE S*** OUT OF EVERY ALIEN CREATURE HE SEES! He does this by hacking away at them with his Energy Sword, creating boom booms with his Rocket Launcher, blowing brains out with his Shotgun and... wait for it... wait for it... THE SPARTAN LASER! And that's not all... HE HAS TELEKINESISSSZZSZ!??!?! THE ABILITY TO MOVE THING'S WITH HIS MIND!


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