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WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87? Markiplier, after witnessing The Bite of '83.

AHHH, FUCK! Markiplier, after being Jumpscared by Freddy Fazbear.

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and welcome to Five Nights At Freddy's. Markiplier, Introducing his restaurant to customers.

Markiplier is a cool gamer and the creator of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. If your wondering Scott Cawthon only made shames to try and make a fool out of him (he was actually hired by Fazbear Entertainment to cover things up), but he still played them anyway.

History[]

Markiplier decided that he should make a restaurant with animatronics in it, and so he, alongside a man named William Afton created Fredbear's Family Diner. After it was gaining a bunch of success, he decided to make the first Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, with a Brown version of Fredbear and a Lavender version of Spring Bonnie. They also made Springlock suits, a robot that could be worn as a suit alongside being able to preform on it's own. One faithful night in 1983, William Afton's son was chomped at the diner, and Markiplier shouted out his iconic quote: "Was that The Bite of '87?!" It wasn't, Markiplier forgot what year it was, but it's pretty nifty that an actual Bite of '87 happened 4 years later, more on that soon. After that, Fredbear's Diner closed after that stunt happened. Markiplier was traumatized by this moment, and now he yells "Was that The Bite of '87?!" whenever he sees Anybody bite Anything at all.

Since Afton's son was dead, he decided to get back at Mark by killing his pet dog Chica (who liked riding boats and Chica the Chicken was named after her) outside the other Freddy's Pizza Place. This dog became the Puppet, since the security went outside and hugged the dog before DIEing too. Afton had a rush after murdering that dog, so he created machines that were designed to lure and capture kids so that he could use their souls to become immortal or something. Markiplier hated this idea, and so he decided to kick Afton out of the company. Willy reacted violently, and so he murdered 5 kids at the restaurant, causing it to close. Markiplier reopened the place in 1987, however it was quickly shut down after 5 more children were killed and the actual Bite of '87 happened. Mangle didn't do the Bite of '87 by the way, contrary to popular belief. It was Bouncepot who did it, you Stupid morons! It was literally confirmed in FNAF World, that ugly kids shame for babies! Mark tried to open up the restaurant one more time, but it wasn't very popular after like 13 kids DIEd from that company. Markiplier had to close Freddy's for a long time, before he closed down the Safe Rooms to prevent William Afton, now Springtrap, from escaping after he got crushed in the Spring Bonnie suit.

Markiplier decided to just do gaming and Let's Plays on YouTube instead of working at a restaurant, playing horror games and the stuff. He eventually even played some games based on his original life. Markiplier realized that he had stuff to deal with, so he decided to find his pet dog Chica by using a left-handed bear he built. He also wanted to find a few more guys to deal with before he finished up his work. He brought up Circus Baby, who now has roller skates, Molten Freddy, a remnant amalgamation, his dog Chica, who was the Puppet, and William Afton, who now looks like Jimmy Neutron. He lured them all in with Afton's son and burned the building they were in down, killing them all. Oh wait, Afton's still alive and is now a virtual virus bunny, SHIT. Well, Markiplier is dead now, so he can't do anything about it. At least he and his pet dog Chica can rest in peace together now.

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