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It's-a me! Mario! –Mario, saying it's-a him.
Mamma mia! –How Mario says he wants him mommy.
Hmm, something's not quite right here... –Wait until he finds out he's looking at a picture of his own brain.
YAHOO! –Mario, celebrating. He is also unknowingly worshiping an evil corporation.
Oh, no! The Princess is being forced to listen to a debate by two Fryguys about the names for the little things on the end of your shoelaces!
Faster than a vanishing clog! More powerful than an electric drainsnake! It's Super Mario!
Mario-a wants his Spaghetti!
Luigi! We don't know what that is! Just leave... LUIGI! DON'T TASTE IT! –Mario and Luigi upon finding an unknown substance.
MUSTACHE POWER!!!
Bowser! As soon as I overcome my obesity, I will defeat you!
MORE MUSTACHE POWER!
Hey stinky! –He thinks he's talking to a koopa, but it's actually Peach.
MAXIMUM MUSTACHE POWER! MUSTACHE OVERLOAD!
I will now turn into Fire Mario, and BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!
You know what they say? All toasters, toast TOAST!
You creepy flan! –Mario, talking to King of Flan

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