Dumb humans

Humans proving themselves to be the smartest beings in the UnUniverse

Humans are some of the dumbest species that inhabit the universe we live in. They live on Earth and make up most of its population. We are unsure if they will still be living on Earth in the near future because they keep on blowing themselves up.

Humans are very fond of Pie, and are immune to its effects.

Animals, furries, and Floogals call them "hoomans".


Humans are generally not the brightest. They are really good at making weapons. They invented the original shotgun. Humans are often smaller than houses, but larger than mice (not counting Mickey Mouse). They usually have two eyes, a nose, a pair of ears, hands, feet, and sometimes have a skeleton holding their body up. Humans can be identified mainly by usually having the capacity to be intelligent creatures, but almost never living up to this potential.
Fail Compilation of the Month January 2013

Fail Compilation of the Month January 2013

Humans display their incredible intellects.

Man-made humans

Humans are currently trying to figure out how to make humans with CRISPR-Cas9. The ultimate goal is to be able to reliably make physicists, but right now, they're trying to master biologists. They're also trying to cause a singularity.

List of humans

Man-made humans