He Tried to Kill me with a Forklift is a song that was sung by Hajime Kunihiro, Link, Katz, and Koromo Ryuumonbuchi in order to keep the rest of the Ryuumonbuchi mahjong club entertained during a long blackout.
Lyrics
All: This is the song
starting off our blackout
Our favorite fugitive alien song!
DON'T TRY TO KILL US WITH FORKLIFT!
It won't take very long
Relax and sing along...
Katz: This is the song, written for the train chase
Hajime: This is the chase, Rocky and Ken!
All: He tried to kill me with a forklift, ole!
Link: Yo, manics! Dun dun, dun dun!
Koromo: Dun dun, dun dun!
Link: This is the song, about the Buckus 3 crew, they're gonna die, from all the heat!
All: He tried to kill me with a forklift, ole!
Katz: This is a song, about the crew's condition
Hajime: They all feel like, they're gonna puke!
All: He tried to kill me with a forklift, woo hoo!
Link: Let's all watch Ken, as he tries to kill a bad guy
Koromo: He'll taste their steel, and they'll drink their own blood!
All: They'll try to kill him with a forklift! (We're making this up as we go, by the way!)
Link: Faster PussieKen, kill, kill!
Katz: I'll strap in tight, let's get set for action!
Hajime: To hoist the ship, out of the sand!
All: He tried to kill me with a forklift, huzzah! Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
All: And that's our song,
we hope that you enjoyed it,
and if you thought that it was stupid and dry,
COME ON AND KILL US WITH A FORKLIFT!
All we wanna do,
with love from us to you,
is sing...
The Fugitive Alien SOOOOOOOONG!
- END SONG*