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He Tried to Kill me with a Forklift is a song that was sung by Hajime Kunihiro, Link, Katz, and Koromo Ryuumonbuchi in order to keep the rest of the Ryuumonbuchi mahjong club entertained during a long blackout.

Lyrics

All: This is the song

starting off our blackout

Our favorite fugitive alien song!

DON'T TRY TO KILL US WITH FORKLIFT!

It won't take very long

Relax and sing along...

Katz: This is the song, written for the train chase

Hajime: This is the chase, Rocky and Ken!

All: He tried to kill me with a forklift, ole!

Link: Yo, manics! Dun dun, dun dun!

Koromo: Dun dun, dun dun!

Link: This is the song, about the Buckus 3 crew, they're gonna die, from all the heat!

All: He tried to kill me with a forklift, ole!

Katz: This is a song, about the crew's condition

Hajime: They all feel like, they're gonna puke!

All: He tried to kill me with a forklift, woo hoo!

Link: Let's all watch Ken, as he tries to kill a bad guy

Koromo: He'll taste their steel, and they'll drink their own blood!

All: They'll try to kill him with a forklift! (We're making this up as we go, by the way!)

Link: Faster PussieKen, kill, kill!

Katz: I'll strap in tight, let's get set for action!

Hajime: To hoist the ship, out of the sand!

All: He tried to kill me with a forklift, huzzah! Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

All: And that's our song,

we hope that you enjoyed it,

and if you thought that it was stupid and dry,

COME ON AND KILL US WITH A FORKLIFT!

All we wanna do,

with love from us to you,

is sing...

The Fugitive Alien SOOOOOOOONG!

  • END SONG*

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