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Power mmmmmm

— He

Power mmmmmm He

He will not divide us.

— Shia LaBeouf, rallying people against a true villain

He will not divide us. Shia LaBeouf, rallying people against a true villain

HE-

— 4chan, on the topic of Lanky Kong

HE- 4chan, on the topic of Lanky Kong

He himself.

He in Human form.

He is somebody who's a menace to society, and is only opposed by Shia LaBeouf (That doesn't make sense; he spelt bœuf wrong and used the wrong determiner). He is a green fire breathing dragon who supplies at least 25% of Luigi's green fireballs alongside Yaa-Yaa. Despite what many people think, neither he or Luigi have been to Skyrim. The reason why he is green is because he regularly visits 4chan. He also likes Raya and the Last Dragon because it features dragons.

History

This might be his dad.

He was born somewhere in Germany to two dragons. One of them was from Harry Potter, and one was from The Last Dragon Chronicles. As a European dragon, he did many European things like complain about America and speak 15 different languages. He was on the Internet during 2017 and kept seeing the same unfunny "JUST DO IT" memes in his feed. Instead of just finding better memes, he decided to take down the normies with his friends Pepe the Frog, 4chan Sniper, and Donald Trump. Together, they started to use Divide by Zero on him (which greatly pissed him off). Also because of Shia's last name not making sense to the French wolf inside of him, he decided to go after him too.

This is when he started dividing himself by fractions (that's how you be fruitful and multiply) to man the alt accounts so he could Divide by Zero faster, but he was traumatized when he divided himself by two-thirds, thus vowed to never multiply himself again (kind of like that one guy from MHA). But he didn't need alts, because in 2021, he had such powerful divisions that they were about to rip and tear Shia LaBeouf out from existence, never to be seen again.

After this victory, he decided to buy lots of NFTs in 2021. He was going to use the fungs to buy more calculators and divide more people, but fortunately for us NFTs in 2023 became worthless. After going broke he made a TF2 gambling site, buying the website hewilldivideyourmoneybyfractionstomultiplythemthisisnotascam.biz. He tried to get people on Steam to advertise it to their bios, but nobody fell for it. He got a job at Burger King after this and is living a normal life. After that, he would go to DeviantArt and become a degenerate and pleasure himself to lewd Sonic OCs.

Trivia

• He could be Donald Trump.
• He could be Chuck Norris.
• He could be Mr. T.
• He could be God.
• He could be You.
• He could be Me.
• He could be somebody.
• He could be nobody.
• He could even be right behind you.