George W. Bush

George Walker Bush (also known as George W. Bushwacker, Epic Phailure, or in the very old days, The Man) is a freak political. He likes disco. Oh, and corn, don't forget corn. He appeared as a boss in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Shmaga. He was sent to guard the border line, but slacked off. He is the leader of the UnMarioWiki Mascots and has made many appearances in shames and other stuff. He tried to be popular on UnAnything, but failed. He is also a boss in Super Mario RPG 2: The League of Villains. He has butler named Awesome Guy who likes to kill. Right now, he lives in Duckopolis, where is the guest of Ducky.

TV Series

George W. Bush also got his own TV series. It was cancelled after adults found out how much Mario fans hated him. The final episode was called George's Flowers where he bought flowers for his girlfriend who ate the flowers.

Bush attacking Leonadis


George W. Bush, during his term as president, was often misunderestimated by the people of America. As such, they frequently poke fun at him. He is very dumb and ducked from a shoe by luck only (or maybe becaise the Iraqi threw the shoe to the wrong direction). He is coward too and often chickens out or call his underlings to solve his problem. Also people like Captain 0 and Chuck Norris complained about how he used Dementors to try to get people to obey him

Personal Life

In his spare time, George W. Bush enjoys killing, making war, and playing Maple Story. Some say that he likes golfing, however, the Ancient Geeks unconfirmed the rumor. He also likes to be evil and spam because he hates Obama. Rumors say that he likes pretending to be a Flower in the Central Park. It is rumored that he also watches Barney, but that's only on Fridays, the rumors say. He married Georgia (the state) in 2002.

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