A dog is a term used to describe a member of the race of creatures, who are members of the mammal family Canidae made by God to act like something contrary to cats. They don't have nearly as much super powers as the cats do, but they may come in larger sizes.
Dogs in General[]
Why is this here? This is what that first paragraph is for. Read it, then get a life. Wait... I guess you have to be alive in order to read this.
Super Powers[]
Annoy[]
Dogs can annoy people by their loud barks.
Bite[]
They can bite butts. They can also eat butts.
Being stupid[]
They eat their own-NOTHING! Nothing! :D
Sniff their own butt[]
They can sniff their own butt.
We were Lying[]
While they can do all the things we said, they aren't really powers. Here's an actual list of powers:
- Set themselves on fire without harm
- Make people oof
- Acid spit