Looks like a nasty place, huh?
- Are you looking for the loser called Hollywood?
Hollywood is an evil place where they make movies, and movies based on shames, but not shames. Never shames. It was founded by Mr. Hollywood.
This place is famous because of the many stars that live there, but is also evil, so stay away. To go here, you must be either a movie star, a director, a member of the crew, a paparazzi, a super-fan, a super-duper-fan, a mega fan, or a puppy. Because everyone loves puppies.
This is where many of the largest organizations are based. The BBC and Bowser Studios are both known for having their base of operations here. This is why this place must be avoided.
Also, they make great Pie here! (It's so the movie stars won't blow up!)