- Not to be confused with Hank J. Wimbleton.
My name is Hank Hill and I sell Propane and Propane Accessories. Hank Hill
LOSER! YOUR A LOSER! ARE YOU FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF?! WELL, YOU SHOULD BE, BECAUSE YOU ARE DIRT! YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU BIG BABY! BABY WANT A BOTTLE?! A BIG DIRT BOTTLE?! Hank Hill, yelling at Loser (but Hank's also a loser, so that makes him a hypocrite).
Hank Hill is a middle-aged loser who sells propane. His enemy is the Hungry Pumkin and The Pumkin Army.
Early Life[]
Hank was born in New York City, much to his despise. His crazy, overbearing, drill sergeant father beat him every day because he was disappointed in him. When Hank was one, they moved to Arlen in Texas.
Teenage Years[]
Hank was a bit, different. He would always behave anti socially and distrusted everyone. He was anti-social towards the anti-social children. He then snapped out of it and became addicted to learning about propane. Breaking Bad Guy taught him everything he needed to know about propane. Thus, a propane salesman was born!
Before The War[]
Hank Hill graduated from college, became a propane salesman, and married Peggy. They then had a son named Bobby. They bought a house in the suburbs near his friends.
The Great Pumkin War[]
After man years of peace in Arlen, the Pumkins invaded. Hank gathered his beer drinking friends to fight the Pumkins and take back Arlene. He created Hank Hill's Pumkin Resistance Army. Only 4 people joined, but it was enough to fight them off, temporarily.
Today[]
He's a middle-aged man at a dead-end job. He still enjoys selling propane and seizure. He also loves Doritos and is an extreme rival of King Isopod. He once staged a Doritos shortage in Arlen, temporarily driving Hank Hill insane.
Trivia[]
- Hank Hill's archenemy is Hank J. Wimbleton, since they both have the same first name.