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Mondays.. MONDAYS.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Garfield. Just. Plain. Garfield.

I eat, Jon. It's what I do. Garfield

Where's my lasagna, Jon? Garfield. He yearns for food.

Garfield is a grossly obese, lazy, yet patient (no wait that's probably just the lazy part again) cat who can't climb trees and has a lasagna addiction. Most characters see him as lazy too. He was technically created by Frankenstein to eat all of the world's food starting with Italy, but was actually conceptualized by Jim Davis. He soon fell in love with Italian food and became super chunkus. Then, he decided to keep eating lasagna so he could become invincible. He starred in Jim's comics and achieved international fame. After his feature film, we were supposed to go into Garfield's mind in Psychonauts, but the idea was abandoned due to copyright issues. He moved in with Bulk Bogan and Dio after meeting at a nightclub. He one day set macaroni on fire, suffered a heat stroke and became comatose. He currently lives with the duo at Oasis Springs, in his catatonic state. He also has a pet petite lap giraffe even though he is a pet, but he doesn't know it. He also had a CGI and 2D show, but both are airing as reruns. He is also a member of the Seven Heavenly Virtues and represents the Virtue of Patience.

Garfield himself has faced Garfielf, a poorly drawn, crude MS Paint alternate universe version of Garfield himself that only exists on Youtube and maybe a few other video "realms" accessible by the internet. Jon and Odie have their counterparts too. Which Jon actually looks a bit more realistic (having 5 fingers instead of 4).

Garfield

That's not Garfield, is it?

Garfield's dislikes

Garfield's likes

  • Jon
  • Lasagna
  • Mice (as friends)
  • Falling into a laundry basket full of laundry
  • Pizza

Trivia

  • Phineas and Ferb are the only people that don't think Garfield's lazy (That's why he and them were a team, and he got his 100 pound lasagna after the
    Garfield in Space

    Garfield and Jon in space. Actually not in space. They're in a room, but it was poorly edited with MS Paint to look like space.

    race).
  • Garfield really hates Nermal, because of that one time when he tried to replace Garfield. Actually, Garfield aleady hated him, it just made him hate him more.
  • Garfield started the popular ad company, Got Food?.
  • Gumball Watterson is similar to him.
  • Garfield has EASphobia
  • Garfield's clone Garfielf is far from the only derivative...

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